"Babies, Drinks, and A Annoying Ex Girlfriend"

(In the car)

Jay: Im tireeeedddd *yawns*

Bey: *giggles* I see.

Jay: *turns the corner* *chuckles*

Bey: to tired for me? *raises her eyebrow and smiles revealing her one dimple*

Jay: *sexy laugh* never! *pulls up in the driveway*

Bey: *looks in the side view mirror* O_o Babe is that-

Jay: *looks in his side view mirror* Shantae...*takes a deep breath*

Shantae: *gets outta her car* JAY! *walks over to the car* JAY!?

Bey: you better handle her or I WILL *sides eyes him*

Jay: alright babe..Just stay in the car..*gets out* *To Shantae* What are you doing here? *closes the car door*

Shantae: *walking up to him* Wheres my stuff Jay?

Jay: What stuff?

Shantae: EVERYTHING! my clothes, my shoes, my jewelry, where is it?

Jay: *chuckles* Girl you betta getcho sorry ass off my property!

Shantae: Im not leaving until you give me my stuff! *folds arms and rolls eyes*

Bey: *rolls the window down* Jay..*raises her eyebrow*

Jay: Bey, just hold up a minute okay? roll the window back up..

Bey: *looks at him for a second and rolls the window back up*

Jay: *to shantae* Look, you need to leave!

Shantae: NOT until you give me my clothes! *rolls eyes*

Bey: *gets out the car and comes around to the side Jay and Tae are on* What do you want? *raises eyebrow*

Shantae: I want my stuff!

Bey: Bitch ya STUFF IS WHERE YOU PUT HIS CAR!

Shantae: Bitch? Who you callin a bitch? *starts walking up to Bey*

Bey: *charges at her but Jay stops her* Bitch you better be lucky he is giving you a chance to run from this ass whoopin cause i would be pouncin on you like lions on a deer! *mean mugs her*

Jay: *moves Bey towards the car and looks her in the eye* babe, do me a favor and just go in the house..ok?

Jay's eyes calmed Bey down a bit..

Bey: *takes a deep breath* okay..*starts to walk away*

Jay: *pulls her back* wait a second *pulls her to him and tongues her down* I love you..

Shantae: *rolls her eyes*

Bey: I love you too..*makes her way into the house*

Jay: *to Shantae* look..*digs in his pocket and grabs 3,000* Here..just get outta here iight?

Shantae: *takes the money and sheds a tear* So what we had is over huh? *wipes her tear*

Jay: *sighs* yeah man..

Shantae: Now you know im not even gona believe that...

Jay: ch..believe this *walks away and locks the car*

Jay left Shantae standing there and cared nothing of it. His feelings for that girl were long gone. When Jay got in the house, Bey was in the kitchen on the phone with Ty.

(In the Kitchen)

Bey: yeah, *giggles* I made it home safe! *laughs* Shut up!!! your crazy!!

Bey was sitting on the counter, laughing at one of Ty's jokes when Jay came in and stood between her legs.

Bey: *laughs* I was not! *giggles*

Jay: *kisses her neck and whispers in her ear* Whos that?

Bey: *mouths to him* Ty! *points to the phone*

Jay: *whispers in her ear* Tell Ty you gone call him tomorrow *nibbles on her ear*

Bey: *ignores him* Yeaaah! I know! Kelly is crazy! *giggles* Did She?

Jay: *grabs Bey's wrist and pulls it down slowly removing the phone from her ear* What i say? *raises his eyebrow*

Bey: *giggles* *in sweet voice while looking into his eyes* You said tell Ty ill call him tomorrow *kisses him*

Jay: *licks his lips* Then do what i said..

Bey: *puts the phone back up to her ear* yeah yeah im still here. *giggles* Ty imma call you back tomorrow!.....ok *hangs up* *to Jay* Did you handle your little girlfriend?

Jay: *chuckles* Oh is that what she is?

Bey: yeah..

Jay: So what you mad now?

Bey: no *gets down off the counter*

Jay: you are *shakes his head*

Bey: okay then i am *walks out the kitchen*

Jay: *follows her* Bey...BEY?!

Jay followed Bey all the way up the steps and into the bathroom where she was pinning up her curls into a bun.

Bey: *silent*

Jay: *stands behind her and looks at her in the mirror* Babe, you act like i knew she was coming..

Bey: *sighs* Jay i said im not mad...Just drop it.

Jay: *gets frustrated because he knows Bey is lying and He picks her up and puts her on the sink* *looks her in her eyes* YOU GONE GET ENOUGH OF LYING TO ME BEY.

Bey: *sighs* Jay..let me down..

Jay: Not until you look me in my eyes and tell me that your not upset.

Bey: *sighs* *looks down* Im not upset..

Jay: *grabs her chin and moves her face towards him* Look me in the eye and tell me that.

Bey: Okay okay..im mad.

Jay: Why?

Bey: Because, Jay i still cant believe you had sex with her! I mean how could you-

Jay: Bey i was hurt, i thought that i had lost you. I thought we were past this? I thought you forgave me?

Bey: I did Jay! I just hate that fact that she showed up here! I mean WHAT DID SHE WANT?

Jay: Babe, all she wanted was her stuff. Im over her. She may still want me but my heart is where it should be, and thats with you *grabs her face and kisses her passionately*

Bey wrapped her arms around Jay's neck and her legs too. Jay picked her up and walked her into the bedroom and layed her on the bed without breaking the kiss. while they were making out heavy Jay stripped Bey down to nothing. After that, Bey helped him take his clothes off. Just as things were about to go down, Jay's phone rang.

Jay: *looks at the clock on the side of the bed* Its almost 3am..who the hell is calling my phone??

Bey: ch..i was gona ask you that..*sits up*

Jay: *gets his phone out of his pants pocket and looks at it and its Kanye*

(Phone Convo)

Jay: wassup man? everything cool?

Kanye: yeah, are you around Bey?

Jay: yeah. *looks over at Bey and then down at the floor*

Bey: o_O

Kanye: Is she sleep?

Jay: *looks up at Bey again* nah *looks back down*

(Bey)
Who the hell is that? and why does he keep looking at me like that? ch..it better not be that bitch or its his ass. *rolls eyes*

Kanye: look man i need you to walk away for a second...

Jay: Is everything alright?

Kanye: look man just do as i say..

Jay: iight iight *to Bey* Ill be right back babe..*kisses her cheek*

Bey: Is everything okay? *confused look*

Jay: yeah, *kisses her lips* Ill be right back. *leaves*

Bey decided to take a shower since Jay left out to talk on the phone. Jay went into the guess room to finish talking to Kanye.

(Phone convo)

Jay: *walking into the guest room* Okay wassup man?


Kanye: man, i came to you about this because you the only friend i know that can help me.

Jay: iight what is it?

Kanye: I think Angie is pregnant..

Jay: :O pregnant?

Kanye: yeah man..

Jay: you sound afraid! *laughs*

Kanye: I am nigga! Werent you?

Jay: No *chuckles* why do you think shes pregnant?

Kanye: She's been eating everything, throwing up every morning, certain smells bother her and she cries during every movie!

Jay: Every movie?


Kanye: Man, we were watching finding nemo the other day and she cried when nemo touched the boat. -_-

Jay: *laughs* sounds like Bey..

Kanye: So you saying she pregnant?

Jay: *chuckles* Well Bey cries watching finding nemo regardless. But i think that Angie should go see a doctor!

Kanye: *sighs* aww man what am i gona do? we got this tour coming up and shit!

Jay: I guess thats something you have to think about man..I was the same way with the first tour.

Kanye: ard man..thanks for all your help.. Its late so Ill call you in the morning..

Jay: iight man *hangs up*

Jay went back into the room where Bey was. When he got there, he saw that Bey was sound asleep. Jay didnt bother her. It was pretty late so he decided to just go shower and get in the bed.

(Two weeks later)

Bey, Kelly, Ty, Solo and Ang were scheduled to meet up for drinks. Solo and Ang were there first waiting on the others.

Solo: So whats been up Ang? I havent seen you in like a week! Julez missed you!

Ang: Ive been good. Enjoying life. *smiles* I miss Julez too!! I have to come by and see him! what about you?

Solo: Wellllll Daniel and I are planning on getting married again! *smiles*

Ang: *gasps* REALLY?  *smiles* Thats great Solo!!!! *giggles*

Kelly: *walks up to them* And just what are you two hoes smiling about? *sits in the booth*

Solo: Well if you must know NOSEY *giggles* Me and Daniel have decided to get MARRIED AGAIN!! *smiles*

Kelly: *gasps* *screams* awwwww Solo thats great!!! *hugs her* Are we the only ones that know?

Solo: yeah, you guys and mama. I havent told anyone else. Ill tell Bey and Ty tonight *giggles*

Ty: *walks up* HEEEEYY BITCHES!!!!!!

Kelly,Ang,Solo: Heyyy Ty!

Ty: *chuckles* *hugs and kisses them and sits* Wheres Bey?

Solo: Now you know her ass is always late! *laughs*

Kelly: *giggles* Aint that the truth!

Angie: Ill be right back yall. I have to go to the bathroom *grabs her purse and leaves*

Ty: Bitch aint even eat yet and she got the bubble guts! *laughs*

*everyone laughs*

Bey: *walks up* What yall laughing at?

Kelly: BEYYYYY *smiles*

Solo: Heyy Thu! *giggles*

Ty: Hey Bey *scoots over*

Bey: Ive missed you guys!! *smiles and sits next to Ty*

Ty: I cant tell! you dont call me! *rolls eyes*

Bey: uh uh Ty the phone works BOTH WAYS! *rolls eyes*

Ty: mhmm whatever *kisses Bey's cheek* I still love you *smiles*

Bey: *giggles* I know, i love you too! *to everybody* So wheres Angie?

Ang: *walks up and sits down* Im right here!!! *smiles*

Just as Angie sits down, the waiter walks up.

waiter: So what will you all be having to drink?

Bey: Ill have a long island ice tea!

Ty: Ill take a peach Bellini!

Kelly: Can i have a Mango margarita?

Solange: A Cosmo please!

waiter: *writes all that down* *to Angie* And for you ma'm?

Ang: umm ill just have a lemonade please *smiles*

waiter: *writes that down and leaves*

Ty: O_o LEMONADE??

Bey: *changes the subject* SOOO guys i have something to tell you!!!

Solo: What is it Thu? *smiles*

Ty: LEMONADE?!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Bey: Ive been recording my new album!!

Solo: :O thats great THU! *smiles* Im so proud of you!!!

Kelly: Thats GREAT! I cant wait to hear it!!!

Ty: LEMONADE??????

Bey: Ty, why do you keep saying that? *giggles*

Ty: Am i the only that realized that Angie just ordered LEMONADE!!

Solo: :O Angie are you?

Ang: *looks at all of them* guys I-

Ty: KANYE DEN GOT YOU KNOCKED UP??? *playfully passes out*

Bey: *laughs* OMGOSSSSSSSSH YOUR PREGNANT ANG???

Ang: *smiles* Yeah..

Ty: AND JUST ABOUT HOW PREGNANT ARE YOU???

Kelly: *laughs at Ty* you mean how far along is she?

Ty: yeah yeah yeah *flags her off* yall know what i meant.

Ang: 4 months..*smiless*

Solo: *screams* ahhhhhhhhh OMGOSSSSSSSSHHHH Im so happy for youuuuuuu!!! *smiles*

Bey: awwwwww I remember when i was pregnant *smiles and sheds a tear*

Ty: Girl, shut ya emotional ass up! *laughs* you know that ya pregnancy was NOT a fun experience for us! *rolls eyes*

The waiter comes back with their drinks and puts them down on the table.

Bey: I was a very classy pregnant woman thanks you *smiles and sips drink*

Ty: *side eyes her* Yeah bitch sip on that lie you just told! *chuckles and sips his own drink*

Solo: Sooo, I have good news too. *smiles*

Ty: DAMN everybody got good news!!! *sip*

Kelly: I know right!!! im feeling some type of way right now!!! *giggles*

Bey: What is it Solo? *smiles*

Solo: Me and Daniel decided to get married again!! *smiles*

Ty: OH LAWD HAMMERCY *playfully passes out again*

Ang: *giggles* Get up stupid!!

Bey: :O SOLANGE THATS GREAT!!!!!! *giggles* You guys are tryna make me cry!

Ty: bitch everything makes you fucking cry! yo ass should have been in Justin Timberlake's cry me a river video *rolls eyes* *chuckles*

Bey: you know what...you will not come for my tears at this damn dinner table! *rolls eyes and sips her drink*

Kelly: aww Bey its okay, we love you anyway! *giggles*

Bey: I love you guys too *laughs*

Solo: Sooo, are you guys still going to Dad and Monica's wedding tomorrow? *smiles*

Ty: -_- You know what Solo, yo ass really knows how to spoil a good moment! *sips drink*

Solo: *giggles* what did i say?

Ang: *side eyes Ty* Im going Solo *smiles*

Kelly: *giggles at Ty's comment* Me too Solo!

Bey: I have no choice..Is mom going?

Solo: yeah, she said she was.

Ty: :O Miss Tina's GOING? oh now see shes better then ME! I would have been blowing some shit UP! *laughs*

Ang: TY!

Ty: What? ALL YALL HOES WERE THINKIN IT! *laughs*

Solo: And its always yo ass that has to say it outloud! *laughs*

*everybody laughs*

Ty: You know it! *winks* *To the waiter* EXCUSE ME!!! can we get another ROUND!!!

Bey: Im here for another round! *giggles*

Solo: *giggles* Thu, yo ass is always here for another round!! Thats how Blue got here!!!!

Ty: oop! *sips*

Kelly: *cracks up laughing*

Bey: Im sorry, is tonight "DRAG BEYONCE TO HELL" NIGHT? cuz i missed the damn memo!! *giggles*

Solo: *laughs* awww Thu Thu im sorry but you set yaself up for that one!

Bey: *rolls eyes*

*Everybody laughed*

About an hour and half passed and they have all had a few drinks. Everyone was kinda tipsy (except Angie whose expecting) but nobody was sloppy drunk! (They kept it cute lol) They were all waiting on their seperate bills when Kelly's phone rang. Kelly excused herself from the table and went to take the call.

Ty: *yelling from the table* WHAT YOU ASHAMED OF US KELLZ?? *laughs*

Ang: Shut up fool! *laughs*

Ty: look, ya pregnant ass is gona get enough of telling me to shut up! *giggles*

The waiters changed shifts and a different waiter came out to give them their bills.

Ty: O_O Damn..

Bey: mmm *licks lips*

Solo: Daniel who? O_O

waiter: Here are your bills *passes them out*

Ty:*takes his bill* thanks sexyy *flirty eyes*

waiter: you all have a good day! *smiles and walks away*

Solo: *watches him walk away* Damn, you could crack a walnut with that ass! *fans self*

Bey: sweet baby jesus, let me get home to my husband and child before i do something i regret! *goes into her purse to get her money*

Ty: ch..*lost for words* (for once lol)

Angie: yall are some horny mofos! *laughs*

Ty: call me what you want Ang, you know that ass was finer than a glass of wine! *chuckles*

Angie: He was kinda cute..*smiles*

Ty: Kinda cute?

Solo: KINDA CUTE? ch..

Kelly: *comes back* What did i miss?

Ty: you missed him *eyes the waiter who was over at the cash register*

Kelly: who? *turns around and sees what Ty sees* damnnnnn

Bey: shit, i have to pay with my card. I forgot my cash!

Solo: i got you Bey! Dont worry about it!

Bey: are you sure?

Solo: girl dont make me change my mind! *laughs*

Bey: *giggles* Okay okay..*gets up* alright yall i gotta go! *hugs and kisses everybody* lovee yalll *leaves*

Ty: byeee tramp! *chuckles*

Everybody: byeee Beey!!! *smiles, waves and laughs*

Bey leaves and the rest of them go to the register to pay. Bey made her way back to her house. when she got there, Jay and Blue were on the bed sleep. Blue was laying on Jay's chest, and the tv was watching them. Bey smiled at the site.

(Bey)
My two favorite people in the world. I love them so much. *smiles* What would i do without the both of them? I have the worlds greatest husband and the most beautiful daughter in the world! Could God have blessed me any better? *smiles*

Bey went to take a shower. She didnt wanna wake her two favorites, so after she took her shower she got into bed with them and snuggled up close to Jay. Bey wasnt exactly sleepy yet. so she decided to grab the remote that was laying next to Jay and change the channel. As Bey was flipping through the channels, She stopped at E'News because she saw herself.

News Lady: Beyonce isnt the only one working hard! Her husband JayZ *Jay's picture shows up on the screen* and his bestfriend Kanye West are scheduled for a INTERNATIONAL TOUR later this month! *tour dates pop up* Here are the tour dates!  We are all very happy for rapper JayZ and his Wife Beyonce. Okay were gona go to commercial! we will be right back...*cuts to commercials*

(Bey)
O_o A INTERNATIONAL TOUR??? *looks at Jay whos sleep* He never mentioned to me about another tour! *thinks about Mama Gloria's slip up in the kitchen* :O That little fucker lied to ME!!!!!!! calm down Bey..calm down..just give him a chance to tell you tomorrow. If he doesnt, THEN you can dig in that ass! *takes a deep breath and goes to sleep*

(The Next Day)
Bey woke up at 8am. When she rolled over, Jay wasnt there. She got out of the bed, went into the bathroom and brushed her teeth, then made her way downstairs. Jay was in the kitchen with Blue cooking breakfast. Blue was in her bouncer.

Jay: *sees Blue walking in* Hey Beautiful *smiles*

Bey: *walks up to him and kisses him* Good Morning babe *smiles*

Blue: sdlsdjsajdnkjsdnasjdnsajdnasjndjsnd *giggles*

Bey: Mommy's coming!! *walks over to Blue and picks her up* Heyy baby *kisses Blue*

Blue: *cooing*

Bey: *gasps* *To Blue* He Did?

Blue: dhjasdkjsdnas *cooing*

Bey: *gasps* Then what happend? *smiles*

Blue: dljdsds;dsdjdncbcbdcdiudsn *giggles*

Jay: *chuckles* you crack me up thinking that you can understand her..

Bey: *sits down* *giggles* I can! *To Blue* Aint that right baby girl? *smiles*

Blue: *cooing and smiling*

Bey: yeaaah *smiles* Thats right!

Jay: *puts plate down infront of Bey* i guess *chuckles* you still need me to watch her while you go to you fathers wedding today right? *grabs his plate and sits next to her*

Bey: Yeah *smiles and picks up a sausage*

Blue: *tries to grabs Bey's sausage* fjkkjshflfsdjsljd *makes spit bubbles*

Bey: *giggles* you cant have that baby..

Jay: *gets up* Ill grab her a bottle..*laughs*

Bey and Jay finished their breakfast and took turns getting cleaned up. It was almost time for Bey to meet up at Solo's house for the wedding (They are gona take Solo and Ty's cars) So she got dressed. about an hour passed and Bey kissed Jay and made her way to Solo's house. She was the last to arrive and as soon as she got there, they got into to Solo's car and left. Bey, Kelly and Ty got in Ty's car and Solo, Mama Tina and Angie took Solo's car. They showed up outside of the church and the parking lot was PACKED WITH CARS. They got out of the car and made their way in the church. It would be the first time they had all seen Monica since the fight at the bridal shop..

They were all crossing the street..

Ty: *yawns* i am tooo tired!

Solo: Id be tired too if i acted the way you did last night! *sided eyes him*

Ang: mhmm *shakes her head*

Kelly: I cant believe you did that! *giggles*

Bey: Did i miss something after i left?

Mama Tina: You guys went out last night?

Solo: chillee Ty over here, slipped that waitress his number!!! *laughs*

Bey: :O *gasps* Ty you didnt!

Ty: ch..Like Hell I DID! his ass looked good as hell *fixes his tie*

Bey: *shakes her head* Well did he take it? *giggles*

Solo: He-

Ty: HELL YEAH HE TOOK IT! His dick swings this way and Thats why these hoes are PRESSED!!!!!!!!!! *giggles*

Solo: I am NOT pressed!! *giggles*

Bey: *laughs* Ty you are too much!

Ty: ahaaa bitch that exactly what he said last night!!!!

Kelly: yall hooked up? *side eyes Ty*

Ty: *clears throat* NOT infront of the church ladies! lets sanctify ourselves! *chuckles and fixes his clothes*

Mama Tina: yall are crazy! come on lets go in here *opens the door*

Bey: Mama you gone be okay?

Mama Tina: Imma be just fine Bey, dont worry. *walks in*

*They all followed her to a pew and the all sat down*

Ty: *whispers* Damn its hot in here!

Solo: *whispers* prolli cause the lord knows what you did last night! *giggles*

Bey: *giggles* *whispers* Shut up!

*the wedding music starts and Monica starts walking down the aile*

Bey: *rolls eyes at the site of Monica*

Ty: aaaah look at her. I didnt know a hoe could look so cute!

Solo: ssssh Ty! *giggles*

Ty: Bitch dont sssh me cause ill get louder! *chuckles*

Kelly: awww I could just grab her by her hair...

Solo: and pull her down the aile..*rolls eyes*

Ty: And down a flite of steps! *chuckles*

Bey: yall aint right! let that hoe BE! hoes get married too!

Ty: uh uh Bitch, hoes walk downn STREETS NOT AILES!!!!!

Ang: *giggles*

Bey: *whispers* TY SHUT UP! *laughs*

(Matthew)
*sees all of them;Then Tina* Oh shit, Tina's here. *stares at her* She doesnt looks beautiful..SNAP OUT OF IT MATT *looks at Monica coming down the aile* you have a beautiful women sitting in the pew, *clears thoat* i mean walking downn the aile...God HELP ME! *looks up to the heavens*

Monica finally gets to Matthew and her father gives her away. The wedding went on and it was now at the part where the Pastor says a few words.

Pastor: .....If anyone sees any reason why these two should not be married let them speak now or forever hold their peace...

Person: *stands up* WAIT!!!!!! SHE CANT MARRY HIM!!!!!!!

TBC........

Thanks for reading! I hope this one wasnt toooo boring!!! Comment and Let me know what you guys think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU BEYFAM! MUAH!!!