Thursday, January 26, 2012

Freaks, Hope and a Strange man?

Hey Yallllll ! lol S/O to my Beyfam ! i love all of you soo much. Thanks for reading! i hope you guys enjoy this post. Ok so in the last post, Bey, Ang, Ty, Michelle, Kelly and Solo decide to have a day of fun despite the fact that Bey isnt feeling to well. After a long day they decided to stop pass the studio to see Jay. Bey decided to have a talk with Jay concerning her sickness. She thought that they may be pregnant so they decide to make an appointment. Ty Ty left out the studio to go see if Angie was ok in the bathroom and when he got there and knocked on the bathroom door she didnt answer him. On his way back to the studio room he heard something coming from Kanye's office and decided to peek in. (with his nosey ass) lol Ok ON WITH THE STORY !!!!! .....lol



Solo: Angie must be taking a smash! she's been in there forever!
Ty: I know right ! ill go check on her! *gets up and walks out*

Ty walked down the hall to the girls bathroom and knocked on the door..

Ty: Ang ! *knock knock* Angie! *no answer* *to himself* damn that food must have really got to her! ch...

He walked back down the hall towards the studio but when he passed Kanye's office and heard a noise and pressed his ear to the door, cracked it open and saw the unthinkable...



Ty: :O *gasp* WAIT TIL I TELL SOLANGE THIS SHIT ! *shakes his head and closes the door quietly*

Ty ran into the studio grabbed Solange by her arm and pulled her out of the room.

Solo: TY WHAT IS GOING ON?? *laughs*

Ty: *walks her down the hall* and cracks Kanye's door back open* *whispers* LOOK !

Solange pokes her head in and sees Kanye and Diana gettin it IN !

Diana: *riding Kanye* ahhhh mmmm Right there baby!

Kanye: *grunts and pumps harder*

Diana: ahhhhh mmm im about to...ahhh

Solange closes the door quietly and falls out LAUGHING !

Solange: Damnnnnnnnnnnn ! Kanye tearin dat ass upppp !

Ty: *laughing with her and grabs her arm* Cmon girl before they hear us !

Just then Angie walked out of the bathroom she was in there doing exactly what they thought TAKING A SMASH (but she was too embarrassed to answer Ty when he called for her earlier). She snuck up behind them.

Angie: Wtf are yall doin?

Ty: gworrlllll we will tell you later! *grabs her arm and they walk back down the hallway*

Beyonce and Jay came out of Jay's office holding hands when they saw Angie, Ty and Solo were coming down the hall laughing. (they told Angie while they were walking back to the studio)

Bey: What's so funny yall? *giggles*

Solo: We will tell yall later *laughing even harder*

Jay: o_O

They all went back into the studio...

Michelle: *to Ty and Solo* Damn! where were you guys?

Solo: Well Angie's ass was in the bathroom and Me and Ty were in the hallway *laughing*

Kelly: O_o What the hell is so funny? *giggles*

Solo: gurrrrrlll if i told you, you would die laughing! *laughs*

Bey: Kelly ive been tryna find out whats going on for the past 10min! *giggles* Those three have problems!

Jay: Wheres Kanye?

Solo and Ty: *laughing extremely hard*

Jay: *chuckles* wtf is so damn funny?

(in Kanye's office)

Diana: Damn that was good...*pulling up her dress pants*

Kanye: Yeah it was *wiping his forhead*

Diana: I cant wait for next time ^_^ !

Kanye: Next time? ch... nah dat aint happening *walks out*

Diana stood there with a dumb look on her face because she just got played like a video hoe. Kanye walked back into the studio.

Kanye: My bad yall i had to handle something real quick..*chuckles*

Ty: Im sure your a busy man Kanye ! *laughs*

Kanye: I am *side eyes Ty like do you know what i was doing?*

They finished  up the song and a about an hour later everyone went home....

(The Next Day)

Beyonce woke up and got in the shower. Jay was still sleeping and she didnt wanna wake him so she went down stairs and started to make breakfast.

Bey: *pulling out the eggs and grabbing a bowl* Ok bey you can do this..*deep breath*

Jay woke up and wondered where Bey was...he figured she was getting ready for her doctors appointment. So he went got in the shower threw on some sweat pants and a T and went downstairs...Bey was in the kitchen attempting to fry bacon.

Jay: *walking in the kitchen* NOOOOOOOO BEYONCE! *snatches the raw bacon strip out her hand* You will NOT burn this house down! ch...*chuckles*

Bey: Well baby you were sleeping and i didnt wanna wake you... *puppy dog pouts*

Jay: *Grabs her face and kisses her* Well Pop Pops got this...why dont you go over there and sit and look beautiful.

Bey: *kisses him softly* but what if i dont want to? *in a sexy voice*

Jay: your going to because i said so.. * puts down the bacon strip and grabs her waist*

Bey: am i? *kisses him softly*

Jay: *chuckles* yeah sit that ass down! *laughs lets go of Bey and smack her ass*

Bey: *walking out the kitchen* Ok. I see who wont be getting any for a WEEK! *runs up the steps*

Jay: *turns oven stove off and runs after her* Wait Bey! i didnt mean it!

Bey: mhmmm sure you didnt! *laughs and walks into the bathroom to fix her hair*

Jay: *chuckles* Bey! you gone do that to me baby? *comes behind her and grabs her waist*

Bey: Not happening. -_- *still fixing her hair*

Jay: *kisses her neck* Babe really?

Bey: Nope -__-

Jay: *kisses her neck again and slides his hands down from her waist into her sweat pants* you not gone let Pop have any goodies for a whole week? *kisses the other side of her neck and starts rubbing her kitty*

Bey: *giving in* *moans softly* Stop baby thats not fair!

Jay: *takes his hands out of her panties and pick her up, puts her on the counter and kisses her*

Bey: *moans* mmmmm baby thats not fair *in a sexy voice*

Jay: shhhhhh puts his finger on her lips *signaling her to shut up and let him do what he started*

Jay proceeded to pull down Bey's sweat pants and kisses her in all the right places. His hands traveled from her waist, to her breast, to her thighs and back down to her kitty.

Jay: *fingering bey* you like that baby?

Bey: mmm yes baby right there. ahhh fuck Jay that feels so good. *moans*

Jay:  mmmm Daddy knows how to please you mama *sexy smirk*

Jay slid his fingers out and went down on Bey

Jay: *eating* mmm baby you taste so good.

Bey: ahhhh mmm fuckkk Jay make me cum! *moans louder and holds his head between her legs* mmmmmm im boutta ... ahhh mmmmmmm ahhh Shawwwwnnnnnnnn !

When Bey yelled out Shawn so Jay knew for a fact he was doing it right. so he kept going til she came and Jay eat ate it all up! (eewww Shawn lol)

*15min later*
Jay: *pumping and hitting all the right spots* mmm fuck Bey!

Bey: Jaayyyy mhmmmmm come for mama!

Jay: *pumping faster*

Bey: Deeper Baby mhhmmm

Jay: *pulls out and comes on the floor* ahhhh fuckkk !

After catching their breaths Jay cleaned up his mess and they both took another shower and got dressed. In the end Bey ended up watching Jay cook and when he finished they ate and chatted about the possibilty of a baby. Then they headed to the hospital for their appointment. The doctor ran a pregnancy test on Beyonce and now Bey and Jay were waiting on the doctor to come back with the results.

(In the doctors office waiting)

Bey: Jay, Im nervous!

Jay: i know babe so am i. Just the thought that i could be a father is just....

Bey: I know ^_^ can you picture it ? Me, A mother...Wow.

*Doctor walks in*

Doc: Hello Mr. and Mrs. Carter are you guys ready for the results?

Bey&Jay: We are !

Doc: Ok Mr. and Mrs. Carter looks like you to are


Hold up




Hold Up




HOld up


HOLD UP


HOLD UPPPP lol



NOT PREGNANT.


Beyonce and Jay: *gasp* Really? What?

Doc: turns out you just had a stomach virus Mrs.Carter. I will give you some meds for that. no worries babies will come. you two are still young and fresh! Just try to enjoy life and the babies will come! *pats Jay on the back* You two have a good day. *walks out*

Beyonce and Jay were stunned by the news but surprisingly they werent upset.

Bey: Welp babe,  there you have it. *smiles* There will be other times right?

Jay: Yeah i guess your right *grabs her hand and kisses her cheek* Your the best thing that ever happend to me baby and i love you.

Bey: awwww cmon Jay dont get mushy on me! ill start crying! *tears up* i love you too.

Bey and Jay left the hospital holding hands and decided to go over Mama Tinas for the rest of the day...


(3 years later: August 4th 2011)

Bey and Jay were on their way to pick up Julez from Solange's house

*in the car*

Bey: Jay, slow down ! *holds her stomach* Your driving like a bat outta HELL!

Jay: Bey, i can DRIVE!

Bey: SHAWN YOU ARE DRIVING LIKE A MAD MAN!

Jay: *stomps on the breaks at a red light* ch..*chuckles* Imma BOSS!

Bey: Your A DEAD MAN if you dont slow down *laughs and rubs her stomach* can you slow down for the baby's sake?

Jay: *side eyes her and kisses her cheek* of course.

Bey: thank you..*smiles and looks out the window*

*PAUSE* YESSS GUYS SHEs FINALLY PREGNANT! Beyonce and Jay took the doctors advice and decided to just enjoy the life and in God's time the babies will come. Bey has been pregnant for a few months but nobody knows except close relatives, friends and Julius. Bey has been wearing big dresses and shirts to hide her bumps shes now 4 months pregnant.

They pull up at Solo's house and knock on the door and Julez opens it.

Julez: *face lights up* Hey Uncle Jay!

Bey: Is Uncle Jay the only one you see?

Julez: Im sorry Hi Aunt Bb!!! *hugs her*

They walk in and sit down in the living room. Solange ran down the steps with half of her twister and the other half in an afro (wtffff?? lol) she was in the middle of finishing her hair. She didnt see Bey and jay when she first came down the steps but they saw her.

Jay and Bey: O_o

Solo: Julez your lil ass bet not had opened my damn door! *sees Bey and Jay* Oh hey Thu ! Hey Jay !

Julez: It was aunt Bb so i answered the door!

Solo: its ok babe *rubs his head* next time come get me though. Go get your bags.

Julez runs upstairs to get his stuff. soooo hows my niece?

Jay: nephew.

Solo: niece. *side eyes Jay*

Jay: -___- nephew

Bey: THE BABY is fine thanks! *laughs and hold her stomach*

They all laugh.

Jay wanted it to be a boy but Solo obviously wanted the baby to be a girl.

Solo: *rubs Bey's stomach* Im so happy ! Im gona be an AUNTIE !

Julez: *runs back downstairs* Mom can i bring your ipad?

Solo: Hell no Julez bring that ass down the steps and give me that damn thing! ch...

Jay: *to Julez* You can use Uncle Jay's little man! *chuckles*

Solo: You damn right! you can break Uncle Jay's cuz mama's is staying here.

they all laughed at Solo and Beyonce's phone rings and interupts the laughter...

*Love on Top Ringtone*

Bey: Heyyyy Mama!

MT: Hey baby, how are you?

Bey: Im good. i miss you. what are you up to?

MT: Well im on my way to handle some Dereon buisness and then im going home. what about you?
hows the baby and Jay?

Bey: Im at Solo's house picking up Julez. He's staying with me and Jay for the weekend. The baby is great! and Jay is good *smiles*

Julez: *in the background* Hey GrandMA!

MT: Hey Julez! tell everyone i said hello! i gotta go! love you.

Bey: Love you too Mama *they hang up*

After Julez got all his stuff together Solo decided to walk them all to the door. But just then the unthinkable happend...

Solo: *opening the door* WTF are you DOING HERE?

Man: What do you mean wtf am i doing here? Solo i came to.............

TBC.....

Sorry this one isnt as long as the others and i didnt have time to edit it so sorry for all the grammar mistakes lol  but ill have a nice long one for you guys on tuesday! lol S/o to my sisters Court and Tarajiah! i love yallllllllllll <3


Who do yall think this man is? CMMT CMMT CMMT !!!


3 comments:

  1. Awww shit who is this lord drama and lmaoo solo smh she a mess and awww bey is preggo!!!! And I think it's one of solo men at the door great post I can't wait until Tuesday!!!!

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  2. Yesssssss! Bey finally preggo! That morning sex >>>>>>>
    I think the guy may be Daniel

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  3. Loved it ^_^ Glad she's actually pregnant this time. But who's the man??

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