Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Shots! Somebodies Butt is gettin fired Hey Hey!

Yall asses should already know what happend because i just updated not to long ago ! lol


(Jay Answers the phone)
Jay:Hello
Person: Jay? You and Bey need to get y'all asses here NOW!
Jay: huh? What's going on???

*It was Angie*

Angie: Jay just GET YALL ASSES HERE NOW!
Jay: What am i suppose to do with Julez? *confused*
Angie: Ty is on his way to the house now to watch him yall need to get to the Lenox Hospital NOW!
Jay: Ard *hangs up and runs over to Bey*

Bey looked so peaceful he really didnt want to wake her. But Angie sounded like she needed the both of them so it was best that he woke her. When he shook her the first time Bey started talking in her sleep.

Bey: *in her sleep* mhmm pickles and ice cream
Jay: *shakes her softly and chuckles* Bey baby wake up
Bey: *opens one eye* huh? whats wrong babe? *rolls over*
Jay: Wake up, Angie just called and she told me she needs us to get to the hospital now babe.
Bey: Well whats going on? *jumps out the bed and throws on some clothes*
Jay: Baby i really dont know *throwing on some real clothes* i just need you to hurry.
Bey: Well what about Julez?
Jay: Ty is on his way to watch him until we get back. come on babe lets go.

When they were coming down the steps Ty and his friend Shaun rung the doorbell...Jay ran to the door and opened it while Bey ran into the kitchen to grab a pickle *she was dreaming about one* ( greedy ass lol )

Jay: Wassup yall.
Ty: Hey Jay wassup
Shaun: Hey Jay
Jay: So whats goi...*interrupted*
Bey: *runs from the kitchen* uggh Ty whats going on?
Jay: *grabs her hand* dont forget you carrying the little one. you gotta stay calm.
Ty: He's right Bey. Listen i need you to stay calm when i tell you this okay?
Bey: Yeah ok ok im calm.
Ty: Maybe you should sit down...
Bey: Maybe you should just tell me whatever the hell you have to tell me before i ring your neck Ty!
Jay: Calm down babe...breath. *to Ty* Sorry shes preg *thinks about it, Shaun doesnt know* A woman!
Ty: Its ok. Look yall know that party Solange went to?
Jay and Bey: yeah why?
Ty: Well there was a fight...
Bey: A fight? who was fighting? *holds her stomach*
Ty: Two random guys...they havent been identified yet.
Bey: okaaayyyy so why do i have to get to the hospital? *still lost*
Jay: *immediately starts to think bad thoughts*
Bey: TY WHAT HAPPEND?
Ty: *talking really fast* well to make a long story short those guys were fighting and Solange tried to break it up between them and they ended up hurting her.
Bey: Hurting her how? TY IF YOUR LITTLE SCRONY ASS DONT TELL ME THE TEA IM GONA CHOKE YOU WITH THIS PICKLE! *shakes pickle in his face* (lol if i was ty i wouldve laughed in her face!)
Ty: Shes been shot Bey...*looks her in her eyes*
Bey: *gasps* *pushes Ty* Outta my way! cmon jay i gotta go see about my sister!
Ty: Bey be careful please! Jay take care of her! *yelling at them while they get in the car*
Jay: *from the car window* ard Man ! thanks for watching Julez! we will call you and let you know whats up!
Ty: iight! *walks in the house and closes the door*

Ty didnt realize that the whole time Julez was standing on the steps listening to Ty tell his aunt that his mom has been shot. When Ty looked up, Julez was on the steps with his face in his lap crying solfty.

Ty: Julez how long have you been sitting there? *sits next to him on the step*
Julez: *silent*
Ty: *rubs his back* Julez everything will be ok. your mom will be fine i promise! all you have to do is pray and ask God to heal her.
Julez: *lifts his head and has a face full of tears* Im worried about  my mommy i dont want her to die! *cries harder*
Ty: Awww little man she not gona die! she is gona be just fine trust me ok?
Julez: Can we call my dad and tell him what happend?
Ty: ummmm Julez im not sure if thats a good idea.

Ty wasnt sure because he didnt know if Solo wanted Daniel in all her business. Because of Ty's response, Julez started crying even harder. Ty is not a fan of crying so he just figured he would give the boy what he wanted and passed him his cell...

Julez: *wipes his eyes and stops crying a little and calls his dad*

(Phone Convo)

Julez: Daddy?
Daniel: Hey Son whats going on?
Julez: Daddy everything is reaally bad right now. *starts crying again*
Daniel: *thinking that Julez is talking about earlier* Im sorry son. i didnt mean to argue with mommy in front of you like that earlier.
Julez: noooo Daddy its not that *cries*
Daniel: Then what is it Julez? whats wrong? and whos phone are you on?
Julez: Im on Uncle Ty's phone! Mommy had to DJ at a party and she got SHOT! *cries*
Daniel: WHAT?! *starts flipping out* What do you mean she got shot?
Julez: Daddy she GOT SHOT! WITH A GUN *cries harder*

Daniel Cant wrap his mind around the fact that his son was calling him and telling him this horrible news. He lets Julez cry for a bit in his ear and then he asks for Ty.

(Daniel and Ty Convo)

Ty: Hey Daniel wassup
Daniel: wassup Ty...what hospital she in?
Ty: Lenox
Daniel: ard tell lil man im gona call him back in a lil bit.
Ty: Ok! i got you man. *hangs up* *to Daniel* Dads gona call you back ok little one?
Julez: Okaaay *wipes his tears*

Ty felt really bad for Julez that he had to find out about his mom the way he did. He wanted to try and get his mind off the situation. Shaun had an idea. They decided to play some good old fashion hide and seek. Ty suggested that they turned the lights off and use flash lights. this made the game even more fun for Julez. meanwhile Bey and Jay were walking in the hospital.

Bey: *to the receptionist* hello, could you tell me what room Solange Knowles is in? *breathing heavy from rushing* (its not easy to rush and be pregnant lol)
Receptionist: *not realizing who Beyonce is* Im sorry ma'm i cant give you that type of *looks up at Beyonce* Oh shit! im sorry YOUR BEYONCE KNOWLES *looks at Jay* And your YOUR JAYZ!
Bey: Yes ma'm we are *fake smiles* but i really need to see my sister!
Recptionist: sure im sorry she is in room  334 to the left!

Bey and Jay walked down the 3rd floor hall and as they got closer to the room they saw Mama Tina in the hallway..

Bey: Hey Mama how is she? *hugs her*
Mama Tina: Doctor says she will be fine..shes up you can go in there and talk to her...
Bey walks in and Jay stays in the hallway with Mama Tina. When bey walked in to her left she saw Angie, Kelly and Solange's friend Terri (made her up lol Heyyyy Terri ( @4Beyonce1 follow her) ). After speaking to everyone in the room she realized that everyone was pretty calm so she calmed down with them. Solange had dozed off for a second but when she heard Bey's voice she woke up.

Solo: *in a tired voice* Thu is that you?
Beyonce: yeah its me Solo what are you doing in here? *giggles*
Solo: girlll i dont fuckin know! those guys were wildin out near my tables and i guess i was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Bey: So what did the doctor say?
Solo: I dont wanna tell you cause your gona laugh! *tries to laugh a little*
Bey: Why am i gona laugh?

Kelly and Terri start giggling. Bey is lost tryna figure out what the hell is so funny. She started to think that maybe she was being punkd.

Bey: Ok. What the hell is going on?
Angie: Bey she got shot in the ass! *falls out laughing*
Solo: Its not funny my ass hurts!
Bey: o_O ahahahaha *dies laughing* are you serious?
Kelly: As kidney failure! *laughs really hard*

They all laughed really hard trying to lift Solos spirits. When Mama Tina and Jay heard them laughing they decided to go in a see what was so funny.

Mama Tina: So i guess you heard where she got shot at huh? *laughs a little*
Solo: yeah she heard! *covers her eyes* you guys are no HELP! *laughs a little more but her ass starts hurting* OUCH!
Bey: Im just greatful that my lil sis is ok.
Everybody: *agreeing* yeah, me too, yup thank God.
Solo: Wait! wheres my baby?
Bey: He's with Ty.
Solo: does he know whats going on?
Bey: well i dont think so. he was sleep when we left. *not knowing that he was on the step the whole time*
Jay: Yeah he was.
Solo: Ok cool. because i kinda wanna tell em myself. *smiles* look at you! *rubs beys stomach* your so damn cute Thu.
Bey: Thanks sis, you dont look to bad yourself. *laughs* and puts her hand over Solanges hand and smiles.

A few hours passed and Everyone decided they were gona leave except Mama Tina. She was gona stay in the hospital with Solo until she felt better. Just when everyone was walking out, Daniel walked in.


Daniel:*running in* Hey is everything alright?
Solo: *smiling* Yeah everything is cool Daniel thanks for coming. Everyone was just going.
Everybody: O_O *thinks to themselves Solange is being nice to Daniel*

(Solo)
At this moment i cant even be mad at Daniel. I know he cheated on me and all but im just so greatful for life right now that i cant be mad at his sorry ass. im just glad he came to support. But how did he find out i was shot?

Solo: Who told you i was here?
Daniel: Well Julez called me...and *interupted*
Solo: Julez called you?
Daniel: yeaah *Daniel goes on to explain his story* sooo then i rushed here as fast as i could.
Solo: Well damn i guess the cats outta of the bag then.
Daniel: yeah i guess so..
Jay: Yall know little man is like action news! he finds out every damn thing.
*everyone laughs*

After a few minutes of laughing and cracking more jokes about Solange's is butt, they all decide to leave. Bey and Jay are the last ones to go out. When they got to the loby  they were the only ones they knew in there. Jay realized how far he parked away so he decided to leave Bey and go get the car for her.

Jay: Ill be right back babe...*kisses her on the cheek*
Bey: *smiles* ok babe. *thinks to herself* i cant wait to get home and eat another pickle! mhmmmm

Bey's thoughts were interupted when a man's voice called her name...

Man: Beyonce? Beyonce is that you?

Bey thought that it was a fan so she tried to just nicely ignore him...but when she felt a tap on her shoulder she knew this either was a stan or someone she knew.

Bey: *turning around* Darryl? Darryl Johnson?

Darryl: Yeah Bey its me! how you been? you look good! *gives her a huge bear hug*

*PAUSE Bey and Darryl used to date back in the day before she was with Jay and after she was with Lyndell. It didnt work well because Darryl couldnt handle all of the working Bey was doing and he hated the fact him and Bey couldnt spend a lot of time together. So they broke up. Its been almost 10 yrs since she seen him he moved far away and came back and he looked soooo damn good to her! *PLAY

Bey: *hugs him tight* you dont look to bad yourself!
Darryl: *kisses her cheek before he breaks the hug* gossh Beyonce your glowing!
Bey: *giggles* thanks. *smiles*

*FLASH BACK*

Darryl: I love you Beyonce *kisses her softly and lays her down on the bed*
Bey: I love you too Darryl. Your the best thing that ever happend to me *kisses him back*

Darryl starts undressing Beyonce as he kisses her collar bone softly.

Darryl: Are you sure your ready for this?
Bey: Im positive..i know that your the one i wanna be with for the rest of my life *wraps her legs around him*
Darryl: *puts the tip of his mans in Bey* mhmmm
Bey: OUCHH! mhmm that hurts!
Darryl: Im sorry babe...do you want me to stop?
Bey: no keep going...*kisses him*

Darryl proceeded kissing Beyonce and putting himself in slower and slower so that her virgin cooch would adjust to him.

Bey: mmmhmmm babe its startin to feel good now...*moans*
Darryl: *goes deeper* Im glad to here that

They made love until Bey had her very first oragasm.......

*REALITY*

Darryl: Beyonce!!!! helllooo *waves his hand in her face to snap her out of her flashback*
Beyonce: *snaps out of it* Im sorry *giggles* i dont know what happend *laughs a little*

Beyonce wasnt sure if it was the baby or Darryl that was making her feel all funny inside. She began to make flirty eyes with Darryl and ended up sitting talking to Darryl for about 15 more min. Jay sat outside thinking that maybe she had went back in to see Solo. He decided to double park the car and go back in and get her.

Darrly and Bey talked about everything from why they were there to what they have been doin with there lives. He never mentioned a wife so Bey felt too uncomfortable to mention Jay and the fact she was pregnant. they continued talking.

Darryl: *looking into her eyes* so whats new? how have you been? *he knew nothing about JayZ, he wasnt really into the whole music thing*
Bey: Ive been good! *giggles* how are you? i mean its been years * flips hair and grabs his hand*
Darryl: Im great. It has been a while.. i miss you Beyonce. a lot. we have to do lunch or dinner sometime for old time sake! *pulls out his phone to get Bey's number*
Bey: *gives him her number*

(Bey)
Damn he looks good. i dont know if its because my hormones are all fucked because im pregnant or what but he is making me reaaalllyyy horny. i need to get up Jay is probably looking for me. He was only suppose to be going to get the car...

(Darryl)
It will be great to reconnect with Beyonce again. Ive missed her and since she hasnt mentioned anything about a husband or any kids (he couldnt really see her bump because of her shirt) i think now is a good time. I mean, i was her first. you cant forget  your first can you? *stores her number in and looks into her eyes*

For Some reason these two had a quick reconnection as if their souls recognized each others. Just then Jay walked up. Jay is no damn fool. He saw the flirty eyes and the smiles that were being shared between Darryl and Bey. And when he was coming through the sliding door he saw Bey give him her number.

(Jay)
The Fuck is the Cat? ch... *vains poppin out the side of his head*

Jay: *walks up* You ready Bey? *side eyes Darryl* whose this? *rolls eyes and looks back at Bey*

Bey's eyes got really big. She knew Jay was a jealous man and hated to see her flirting with someone else. She had a feeling He saw her little connection with her blast from the past. She was just praying he didnt say anything stupid.

Bey: umm Jay this my friend Darryl. We know each other from back in Houston. umm Darryl this is Jay....*softly so he could barely hear her* my husband.
Jay: O_o *lookin like i know this bitch aint just throw shade on me* *shakes Darryl's hand and looks at Bey* Nice meeting you man.
Jay:*walks aways and turns his head around* Cmon Bey lets go. *gives her the imma bouta to cuss you out eye*
Bey knew exactly what that meant she was sure that Jay was upset and was not looking forward to getting in the car. Jay got into the car first and got situated. Bey was still in the hospital saying her goodbyes quickly to Darryl.

Bey: *walking out of  the hospital doors* *yelling* ok call me!
Darryl: Got you *winks at her*
Bey: *smiles while walking to the car*
Jay saw that wink and instantly caught an attitude.

Soon as Bey gets  in the car they pull off...

Jay: *gripping the steering wheel* *in his calm mad voice* Who the fuck is Darryl Beyonce? *eyes still on the road with his vains sticking out the side of his face showing his anger*

Bey hesitated for a second. She wasnt sure if she wanted to tell Jay who Darryl really was.

Bey: He's just a friend of mine from the old days Jay chill..(She couldnt tell Jay she lost her v card to him and she still had some feelings for him)
Jay: You think i dont know when you lieing to me? *trying to keep his cool gripping the steering wheel harder and focusing on the road*
Bey: Jay im not lieing...He is just a friend...*lieing*
Jay: What kinda friend? I aint never heard of no damn Daniel! (Jay keeps messing up Darryl's name because he is mad) *voice gets louder* HOW COME I HEARD ABOUT ALL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS AND NOT HIM?
Bey: Jay keep your voice down i have a headache! *in a sweet voice trying to keep Jay calm*
Jay: *gets even more mad and raises his voice* You wasnt saying shit about no headache when you was given that nigga David your number!!
Bey: *sighs* Jay his name is Darryl...
Jay: I dont give a fuck what that niggas name is! Answer me this question. Did he know i was your husband when i walked up to yall?
Bey: *silents*
Jay: *they were only around the corner from the house and Jay gets mad and pulls the car over on the side of the road*
Bey: Jay what are you doing? *getting a little scared*
Jay: Beyonce dont play fucking stupid with ME! Answer my fucking question! Did he or Did he not know that you were my wife? *gets in her face*

Bey looked down to the floor of the car. She need to tell Jay but she didnt want him to get to mad at her and think that she is cheating. Jay saw Bey's facial expression and already knew her answer.

Jay: turns the car off. Beyonce did you fuck that nigga?
Bey: Jay I....
Jay: DID YOU FUCK THAT NIGGA? YES OR NO BEY !!
Bey: *puts her head down*
Jay: I cant with your right now!

When Jay sees her reaction to his question he gets out of the car and leaves Bey on the side of the road and walks off into the night. Bey began crying.

(Bey)
FUCK BEYONCE ! ugggh why didnt you just tell him?

Beyonce got out the car and got on the drivers side and tried following Jay. But by the time she did that she had lost him. She figured he has went back to the house because they werent to far from there. But when she opened the door to their home her husband  was nowhere to be found. She just saw Julez, Ty and Shaun on the couch passed out sleep with a bag full of marshmellows....

Bey: *calls his phone no answer* *sighs*

TBC.......

Thanks for reading loves ! <3 S/O to my BeyHive Sisters ! Yall know who yall are ! <3333 MUAH !

7 comments:

  1. Awwww shit this is getting good omg why bey ain't just tell the truth her ass flirting and shit smh at bey ummmm lord I can't wait for the next post and yu showing off 2 post in one night this is the LIFE!!!! :-)

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  2. WOWWW! Thatz crazy! But i wouldve been mad at bey 2!! Thatz hella scan.i hope they work everything out tho.

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  3. Im going to FUCK YOU UP for stopping right here!!!!!!

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  4. Oh my gosh..!! Great post! >>>>>>>> lmfao at Solo getting shot in the ass lol

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  6. Lol at Solo gettin shot in the ass & poor Julez. Better yet poor Jay :( I woulda been mad too. She shoulda just told him. Smh!

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  7. i was done at solos ass shot ctfu....and omg bey should've just tole jay what the deal was..now its bigger than it had to be..ch...update soon..great post!

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