Wednesday, January 25, 2012

"However, Whenever, WHEREVER!"

Heyyy Yall ! :) Thanks for reading ! I havent had that many post so im not gona remind yall of what happend in the last post because yall should remember lol But the Highlights of the last post were : 1)Solo beatin the breaks off Monica!!!  2) Mama Tina was pussy poppin in the middle of  Bey's living room lol 3) Beyonce and Jay had some AWESOME kitchen sex. lol 4) Beyonce didnt feel to good when she woke up a few months later but she feels that she may have the flu or she was just hungry...HERE WE GOOOOO .....


Solo: THU !!! i was just about to call you !
Bey: Really?? *laughs* whats going on?
Solo: You first *giggles*
Bey: I didnt have anything intere.. *interupted*
Solo: Okay then! Guess what !?
Bey: Im sure your gona tell me ! *giggles*
Solo: I ! Your baby sis, have planned a full day of fun! Just for You!
Bey: Huh? *smiles*
Solo: Look Thu! Hop off Jay and be ready when i beep the horn! Me, Kelly, and Angie will be there to pick you up in an hour ! *hangs up*
Bey: Hello? Hello? *thinks to herself* ch..I guess i better get ready then......

Beyonce got up off the couch and went into the kitchen to put her bowl in the sink. Jay was at the table eating a bowl of oatmeal on the phone with Kanye..

(Phone convo)
Jay: *eating* yeah man we def gotta lay this hot track down quick!
Kanye: How about we do it today?
Jay: Aye, Im down if you down.
Kanye: Nigga when am i ever NOT down?
Jay: yeah you right..does 3pm sound good for the studio?

Jay was so deep into his conversation he didnt even hear Beyonce come in the kitchen. Beyonce tip toed behind Jay and wrapped her arms around his neck. Jay sexy smirked at Beyonce and kept listening to Kanye trying to ignore Bey. But she didnt like being ignored.

Bey: *kissing Jay's neck*
Jay: *still talking to Kanye* Yeah man ard 4:30 then. *laughed and looks at Bey in a sexy way*
Bey: *side eyes him and keeps kissing his neck and whispers in his ear* Baby...

(Phone convo)
Jay: Ye hold up for a second man.. *puts phone on mute* *to Bey* Yes babe?
Bey: I just wanted to tell you that im about to leave soon.
Jay: *stands up and holds her* and where do you think your going? *chuckles*
Bey: *kisses him* Solange called me and said she was takin me out so...i guess im goin out. *giggles* besides it sounds like you have plans anyway babe.
Jay: Your right baby i do so go head and do ya thang. *chuckles and kisses her*
Bey: *loosens her grip and walks away* I wasnt ASKING YOU , I was TELLING YOU. *giggles*
Jay: yeah watever *chuckles and smacks her ass*

Jay took his phone off mute and talked to Kanye for a few more minutes. Beyonce went upstairs and got dressed. She threw on some jeans and a nice shirt and some heels. She still feels a little sick but not as bad as that morning. When Jay finished his conversation he went into the living room and watched some tv. Bey called Jay upstairs in the middle of his favorite show Martin.

Bey: Babe!
Jay: HUH?
Bey: COME HERE !
Jay: *runs upstairs and stands in the doorway of their bedroom*

Bey was in the mirror struggling to put on the necklace he brought her last year for her birthday. Jay stood in the door in all of how beautiful his wife is.

Bey: *turns around* Can you help me put this on?
Jay: Sure babe *walks over and helps her*
Bey: Thanks baby
Jay: You look beautiful...*looks at her through the mirror*
Bey: *smiles* thanks baby *turns around and kisses him softly*

The kiss lasted for a while...UNTIL SOLO BLEW THE HORN ! (damn solo cock blockin lol) Solo, Angie, Kelly, Michelle and Ty were in the car with her.

(In the car)

Solo: Bey better hurry dat ass up!
Kelly: *laughs* damn Solo have some patience!
Angie: yall want me to go in and get her?
Solo: HELL NO! *giggles* I told her ass to be ready when i beeped the horn! *calls Bey and gets no answer* *beeps the horn again*

Jay opened the door and walked up to the car. Bey was still in the house putting last minute things in her wallet.

Jay: *walks to the car* Wassup yall.
Everybody: Hey Jay!
Jay: *leans into the window* So where yall takin my baby?
Solo: OUT! *everyone laughs with her*
Jay: *chuckles* ok lil sis i see how it is! *walks away and waves to them*

Bey came outside and said her goodbyes to Jay..

Bey: *kisses him* Be good baby..
Jay:*holds her tight* aint i always?
Bey: *looks into his eyes* NO ! *giggles*
Jay: *laughs*

Ty: *yelling from the car* COME THE FUCK ON BEY! *everyone laughs*

Bey hugged Jay one more time and told him she loved him and got in the car...When she got in they decided that they were gona go to a spa and then do some shopping and maybe eat some lunch.

*PAUSE* they were in a truck ! *PLAY*

(In the truck)

Solo: *driving* damn Bey! Jay must really have you sprung!
Bey: SPRUNG? Beyonce Giselle Knowles is NEVER SPRUNG! *flips hair and laughs*
Kelly: Iono Bey i think you might be!
Bey: *rolls eyes and smiles*

They pulled up at the Spa and they all went in and got facials. Bey's stomach still wasnt feeling to well...
Ty noticed that she was in pain.

Ty: *looking in the mirror at his fresh skin after his facial* You okay Bey?
Bey: yeah im ok :/ my stomach hurts but ill be fine.
Ty: did you eat something today?
Bey: I only had a bowl of cereal but thats it. my stomach has been feeling like this since i woke up this morning and threw up. *holds stomach*
Angie: *walks over and sits next to Bey texting* You okay Bey?
Ty: NOPE shes sick!
Bey: Ty! Im not sick! My stomach just hurts a little! dont let me ruin this day for you guys, im fine. *smiles*
Solo: *walks over and stands in front of Bey* You ok Thu?
Bey: Yeaahh im good. just a little stomach ache.
Ty: A LITTLE STOMACH ACHE BEY? YOU threw up this morning!
Solo: :O THU! are you pregnant??
Bey: Shhh Solo ! & NO im not pregnant !
Kelly & Michelle finished their facials and walked over to them..
Kelly: Whos pregnant ? O_o
Michelle: Somebody's pregnant?
Bey: NO *giggles* nobody is pregnant! STOP IT YOU GUYS.
Solo: Bitch you WILL LET me be an AUNTY ! *laughs* SHIT ! the way you and Jay go at it,  i would think that you would be pregnant by NOW!  *side eyes Bey*
Everybody laughs with her.
Bey: *blushes* Solo!
Ty: yall do be goin at it Bey! *chuckles*
Kelly: ch..How about them thinking that nobody noticed them slip away at the dinner ! *laughs with them*
Solo: YOU NOTICED THAT TOO? *laughs harder*
Bey: GUYS! STOP ! *blushes and giggles*
Michelle: Damnnn ! Jay got it like that?
Ty: *to Michelle* Bitch, Jay got it like everything ! Bey is sprung !
Solo: Jay can get it how he want it, when he want it, however he want it AND WHEREVER HE WANT IT OBVIOUSLY! *they all laugh*
Bey: You guys are a trip ! i say something about ONE little stomach pain and yall flip OUT! i said im fine so lets just drop it ! *gets up laughing and walks out of the salon*

(Bey)
Shit am i pregnant? NO Beyonce you cant be pregnant thats impossible! Jay would never...*interupts herself* SHIT! *thinks back to the kitchen sex* O_O omg i cant be pregnant. Not now. Im not ready for a baby...

Everyone gets in the car and they all decided to go shopping on Red Gold Ave. (made it up lol) The more they shopped, the better Bey felt. They were all in dixies (made that up too lol) when Solo picked up a dress.

Solo: *picking up the dress* Do you like this Ty?
Ty: O_o Bitch NO ! put that ugly shit down. *laughs*
Solo: You dont like it? *to Bey* Do you like it?
Bey: ummmmm.
Solo: *puts it back down* ch.. ok i can take a hint. *keeps shopping*
Michelle: I like it Solo !
Kelly: Me too !
Solo: *to Angie* Do you like it?
Angie: *on the phone with someone* yeah, i know....thats what i said. *to solo* huh?
Solo: Nevermind! *giggles*

Solo decided to get the dress and ignore Bey and Ty. About an hour passed and people began to notice Bey and Solange. They all decided that they would wrap up their shopping for the day.

When they got in the car, They all decided to go out to eat at Damions Place (girll iono ! lol)

Solo: Damn that waiter is fine !
Kelly: Solo he is a WAITER and BROKE !
Solo: and i am HORNY and SINGLE ! ch...
Bey: *shakes her head and giggles*
Ty: I know thats right Solo ! *high fives her*
Angie: UM NO ! *giggles*
Michelle: Why Lord? WHYYY? *laughs*
Bey: YOU are A MESS!
Solo: IM YOUR MESS BEY ! *laughs and side eyes her*

They all continued laughing, talking, eating and enjoying each other. When they were finished they all decided they would stop pass Roc Nation headquarters and chill there for a bit.

*Pause* This was really Angies idea NOT Bey *PLAY*

(At the studio)

Jay was in the booth laying down some verses while Ye and a few other guys set and listened.

Bey: *walking in with everyone following her* Hey Diana ! (Jays secretary)

Diana: Hello Mrs. Carter

Bey: *thinks to herself* Mrs. Carter sounds so lovely *smiles*

Diana: WOW you have brought the whole family with you !

Bey: Yes , Diana this is my sister Solange, My cousin Angie, My bro bro Ty, and im sure you know Kelly and Michelle ! *to them* Guys, this is Diana Jay's new secretary.

Everybody: Heyyyy !

Diana: Well Mr. Carter is in the studio. would you like me to tell him your here?

Bey: No its ok! We will surprise him! thanks Diana ! *smiles and walks away cueing everyone to follow her*

As Jay was laying a second verse down to a track Beyonce walks in dancing (kinda like how she was in the gotta have it video at the WTT concert* and everyone else walked in behind her. Jay smiled from the booth but kept rapping. Kanye got up and greeted everybody.

Kanye: Hey Bey! *hugs her* wassup yall!

Bey: Hey Ye wassup! *giggles*

Everybody: heyyy *they all found a seat as Jay continued for a lil bit with his verse.*


(Bey) *thinks to self*
Damn he look good...ch.*looks him up and down*. black chain, nice shirt, fresh jeans mmm control yourself Bey.

(Kelly) *thinks to self*
I shouldve brought them damn shoes i saw in dotty's !

(Ty) *thinks to self*
Why tf is Beyonce looking at Jay so damn hard?? O_o

(Solo) *thinks to self*
Ch... Bey aint foolin nobody! i think that ass is pregnant! Jay hittin that shit faithfully she GOT to be pregnant! i hope so...if not ill deal.. but i would love to be an aunty *smiles and looks at her nails*

Jay finished his verse and Kanye went crazy!

Kanye: *Ottis Scream* That shit was FIRE JAY!

Jay came out of the booth smiling. he dapped Ye up and walked over to Bey.

Kanye: *walks to the door* Ill be right back yall.

Jay: *sits next to Bey* Hey Baby *kisses her*

Bey: mmm hey you. *smiles* You sounded great babe!

Jay: Thanks baby. *to everybody else* Did yall have fun?

Solo: OF COURSE ! they were with ME ! *everybody laughs*

Jay: Sounds like trouble ! *side eyes solo and chuckles*

Bey: *giggles* She was actually being kinda good this time babe!

Jay: yeah, so you say. *chuckles* Where did yall go?

Michelle: We went to the...*interupted*

Solo: UM ! NO ! *giggles* were not telling you ! *joking*

Jay: Ok Solo ! i see how it is *laughs and looked at Bey in her eyes*

(Jay)  *thinks to self*

She looked so beautiful, i couldnt keep my eyes off her. It looked like something was bothering her so i decided to ask her was she ok.

Bey: yeah babe im good.
Ty: She's SICK!
Solo: NO She's Pre...*interupted*
Bey: GOT A STOMACH ACHE ! *side eyes solo*
Jay: Oh yeah i know she wasnt feeling to good earlier..
Kelly: I think she should see a doctor...
Bey: Ill go see one tomorrow if that makes you guys happy! *rolls eyes*
Angie: Ill be right back guys! i have to use the bathroom *walks out the room*

Everybody (MOSTLY SOLO) continued to crack jokes, laugh and talk about the waiter Solo was eyeing.

(Bey) *thinks to self*
I need to talk to Jay about the possibility of me being pregnant... i cant keep it from him. that would be wrong. should i wait til later? no i should tell him now..

Bey: *whispers in Jay's ear* Can we go in your office for a second?
Jay: Sure babe *grabs her hand and leads her to the office*
Solo: *notices them leaving* uh uh ! where yall going?
Jay: We will be back *chuckles and closes the door*
Solo: See Ty? i told you ! HOWEVER, WHENEVER, WHEREVER!

*they all start laughing*

Jay set down in his chair and Bey set on his lap.

Bey: Babe, do you remember when we made love in the kitchen that day?
Jay: You mean during the dinner party?
Bey: Yeah.
Jay: Yeah what about it?
Bey: Babe, i havent been feeling well and well i guess what im trying to say is....
Jay: Spit it out BEY!
Bey: I think i might be pregnant... *looks down at the floor*
Jay: O_O Pregnant?
Bey: Pregnant.....Are you mad?
Jay: *chuckles* no. why would i be mad?
Bey: I mean i know you werent expecting this but i..*interupted*
Jay: Babe, when you love someone, a baby is the greatest gift you can give them.
Bey: *smiles and kisses him* I love you Pop-Pop !
Jay: I love you too babe.
Bey: So ill make an appointment tomorrow is that cool?
Jay: Fine by me! *smiles*....

(in the other room)

Solo: Angie must be taking a smash! she's been in there forever!
Ty: I know right ! ill go check on her! *gets up and walks out*

Ty walked down the hall to the girls bathroom and knocked on the door..

Ty: Ang ! *knock knock* Angie! *no answer* *to himself* damn that food must have really got to her! ch...

He walked back down the hall towards the studio but when he passed Kanye's office and heard a noise and pressed his ear to the door, cracked it open and saw the unthinkable...



Ty: :O *gasp* WAIT TIL I TELL SOLANGE THIS SHIT ! *shakes his head and closes the door quietly*


TBC....

First i wanna thank you guys for reading my blog ! I wanna give a special S/o to my sis @CourtLuvsBey for helping me out with this post! Love you girlie ! Hope yall enjoyed it !

ANSWER THIS QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN NEXT????

4 comments:

  1. Lmaooo awwww shit now solo a fool however whenever wherever ctfuuu and awww bey might be preggo!!! Aww shit Angie and Jayne getting it in lord once solo find out Angie ain't going never hear that down and I think what's going happen next is bey and jay going end up having office sex and Ty going tell solo about Angie Lls just my guess

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  2. Lmfao! Solo>>>>>>> Angie and Kayne getting it IN!!

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  3. Great post.solo a trip!! Angie and Kanye thatz CRAZY! bey is soo sprung and she know it! :)

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  4. great post!! so funny how everytime they ask bey if she's okay Ty's always like SHE'S SICK!! LMAO.

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