Thursday, February 2, 2012

"Two Wrongs dont make a right!"

In the last post, Bey and Jay’s babysitting weekend was interrupted with Solange being shot in her ass. lol they went to visit her in the hospital. The doctor informed the family that Solange would be fine. They all decided to leave except Mama Tina. On Bey and Jay’s way out Jay decided to go and get the car. While Bey was waiting she ran into an old friend named Darryl who she used to date. All of her feelings started rushing back to her and she began flirting with him. Jay stormed in after seeing Bey’s actions from a far. When they got in the car Jay confronted Bey about Darryl and after asking Bey did she have sex with Darryl (which we all know she did lol) she refused to answer. After pulling over he got so angry that he left her in the car and walked off into the night..


Bey grabbed Julez from Ty and told him and Shaun they could leave. She didn’t bother telling Ty what was going on because she didn’t really want to talk about it at the moment. Julez was passed out and struggled carrying him to the guest room but she managed. She went to her room, kicked off her shoes and sat on the edge of the bed. Her thoughts were everywhere. She kept calling Jay’s phone and got no answer. It was going on 12:00am and she still hadn’t heard anything from Jay.

(Bey)
Damn, I should’ve just told him what happened between me and Darryl. It was no need for me to keep it from him. Gosh Bey you’re an idiot! *starts crying and calls Jay’s phone again* He still doesn’t answer.
Bey decided to call Kelly and get some advice.
(Phone convo)
Bey: Hey Kellz
Kelly: Hey Bey, wassup you ok?
Bey: no…*sad face*
Kelly: What’s wrong Bey?
Bey: *tells her what happened* and now I’m not sure where Jay is. I’m so worried about him.
Kelly: aww sis this is just a minor problem. Don’t worry about it. He will come home soon. *trying to cheer Bey up* you know Jay can’t stay mad at you that long. *laughs*
Bey: *giggles* yeah you’re right about that. *cheering up a bit*
Kelly: yeaah. So just wait til he comes home. Stop stressing. He loves you way too much to just leave you over something dumb like this.
Bey: Thanks Kellz you’re a good sister! *smiles and wipes her tears*
Kelly: now you know that’s what im hear for. *laughs*
Bey: Yeaah I know. *giggles* what you doing anyway?
Kelly: Well me, Ty and Angie are on our way to the strip club *giggles*
Bey: o_O the strip club? *laughs* Ty just left and he didn’t mention shit about a strip club! (Ahaa she mad she can’t go lol)
Kelly: Yess Bitch the strip club! *laughs* Ty and Angie are on their way now!
Bey: awww I wish I could go *rubs her tummy*
Kelly: And why can’t you go? *thinks about it* never mind *laughs*
Bey: yeaaaah exactly!
Kelly: *laughs* okay Bey well look they are here so I gotta go!
Bey: Tell them I said hiiii! Yall be safe!
Kelly: Will do! Take care of that baby and stay calm. I’m sure Jay will come around.
Bey: *giggles and rubs belly* ok I will. Bye Kellz. *hangs up*

After Beyoncé hung up with Kelly she lay down and tried to relax. She was still worried about Jay but she decided to just relax and try to think positive.

(Scene Change)
Jay was walking down a street close to his house. He didn’t want to go home because he was still mad at Beyoncé. It wasn’t that he was mad she had sex with Darryl. He was mad that she lied and said he was just a friend and then flirted with Darryl right in front of his face. Instead of going home he decided to call Kanye.

(Phone Convo)
Jay: wassup Ye
Kanye: wassup Jay. You good?
Jay: yeah man im good where you at?
Kanye: *realizing that something is going on with Jay’s voice* Aye man, are you sure you ok?
Jay: yeah man im good where you at? I’m about to come pass there *Kanye doesn’t live far from Jay and Bey*
Kanye: ard man the door already unlocked. *hangs up*

Jay shows up and Kanye’s door 20min later.
Jay: *daps him up* wassup man
Kanye: wassup bro? you good?
Jay: *sits down on the couch* nah man not really.
Kanye: Wassup man tell a nigga what’s going on? *sits next to Jay*
Jay: *tells him what happened* …so I left her sitting in the car on the side of the road and here I am.
Kanye: she flirted with a nigga she fucked right in front of you face? Ch... I would’ve beaten his ass.
Jay: I was tryna keep my cool. I didn’t want to have all that in the news me beating up one of her ex-boyfriends. It was bad enough we were there for Solange because *tells Kanye what happened to Solo*
Kanye: She got shot in the ass? *falls out laughing*
Jay: yeaah man *laughs with him cheering up a little*
Kanye: that shit cray aint it Jay?
Jay: ahaahaa fuck yeah it is.
Kanye: look man, listen, me and Ty Ty were thinking about going to the strip club tonight. You wanna come?
Jay: *thinks about it. He is still kind of mad at Bey so he agrees* Hell yeah man let’s do it. A few minutes later Ty Ty showed up and they headed off to the strip club.

(Scene Change: Kelly’s House)
Kelly: Okay what about this outfit? *models it for Ty*
Ty: Daaaaaamnnnnnnnn Kelly you look HOT!
Kelly: *smiles* Thanks Ty! *to Angie* and what do you think?
Angie: I love it! You look good enough to eat!
Kelly: *smiles* Okay lets go yall *grabs Keys and walks down the steps*
They all headed to the strip club. Beyoncé was still home and decided to go in the guest room and check on Julez. He was still sleeping she went back in her room checked her phone and Jay still hadn’t called her back so she decided to go downstairs and make herself a bowl of cereal.
(Meanwhile at the strip club)
Stripper1: I can’t wait to make this money tonight Peaches!
Stripper2: Bittccchhh *shakes her ass* I can’t wait to turn these tricks! A bitch is getting paid tonight. *they both laugh and start dancing to A$$*

Jay, Kanye and Ty walked in and Kanye ordered them all drinks. They all took their seats and started enjoying the party scene.
Stripper1: *glances over at the VIP section* O shit Key is that Jay Fuckin Z? *points*
Stripper2: *looks* *gasp* OMGOSSSH! Yesssssssssss *goes crazy* Bitch and that’s Kanye FUCKIN WEST! *they both start dancing really hard to get their attention*
Stripper1: I wonder where the fuck Beyoncé is??
Stripper2: Bitch who gives damn! Beyoncé aint the fuck here! *laughs and high 5*
Kanye spots the girls and calls them over for some private dances.
(Meanwhile outside)
Kelly, Ty and Angie were getting out the car.
Kelly: *tripping over her heels* Oh shit.
Ty: Bitch you aint even had a drink in you yet and you tippin *laughs*
Angie: Right! *laughs*
Ty: Bitch I can’t with you.
Kelly gets herself together and they all walk in the club and find some seats. They wanted to really have fun so they decided to not go to the VIP section. They set with everyone else in the club.
DJ: *yelling over the mic* Alriggggghtt Alrrigghttt Everyone welcome to CLUB SHAKE DAT ASS! *play some ass shaking music* we got Kelly Rowland in the house TONIGHTTTTT *everybody screams while dancing*
Right after that the club goes wild!!! The guys didn’t hear them say Kelly’s name they were too busy drinking and having fun! Kanye and Ty are border line wasted and Jay is feeling a little buzzed. He thinks about Bey occasionally but his brain was more focused on Peaches’ ass in his face. Ty, Angie and Kelly were on the other side of the club so they didn’t see the guys.
Kelly: *getting a lap dance from a stripper named Lucky* Daaammnnn work it Lucky Charms!
Angie: ayyyeee give it to her lucky!*laughs and sips*
Ty: You betta work that ass boy! *sips and waves hands in the air**fans himself* damnnn mmm his ass is sexy!
Angie: Yes the fuck he is! Mhmmm where did that other stripper go? *sips*
Ty: You talking about chocolate thunder? Uh uh bitch that ass is mine! Get ya own stripper! *laughs and sips and starts dancing*
While they were dancing Solange was in the hospital bed bored. Mama Tina was sleeping and she had nobody to talk to. She decided to text Angie.
(Text Convo)
Solo: Bitch what you doing?
Angie: *drunk texting* getting ass shook on me! At streiop culb!
Solo: Bitch what? Are you drunk?
*Ty grabs the phone from Angie and continues texting Solo*
Ty from Angie’s phone: ellloooo bitch we at club shake dat ass!
Solo: SEND SOME FUCKIN PICTURES I NEED SOME ACTION IN THIS DAMN HOSPITAL ROOM!
Ty laughed and send Solo some pictures of Chocolate and Lucky Charms
(In the hospital)
Solo: *receiving the text message* HELLLL YEAHHH! Damnnn he fine! *ass starts hurting* ahh shit. Ouch!
Mama Tina: *waking up* you okay baby?
Solo:*didn’t want Mama Tina to know she was receiving dirty pictures* Yeaah *fake giggle* everything’s cool mama go back to sleep.
Mama Tina: Alright baby *goes back to sleep*
Solo: *continues getting pictures from Ty* *whispers* dannng *laughs to herself*
(Meanwhile at the Strip Club)
Ty: *getting a lap dance from Chocolate Thunder* dammmmnnnn get it! *wipes sweat of Chocolates back*
While they were getting lap dances, the dj screamed over the music.
DJ: ALRIGGHTT yall we got KANYE WEST AND MOTHER FUCKIN JAY Z IN THE HOUSE!!!!
Kelly: did that mother fucka just say JAYZ? O_o
Angie: Bitch yess and KANYE! What the hell? o_O
They push the strippers away and look over at the VIP section! They saw the guys getting lap dances and Kelly went awf!!!
Kelly: OH HELL NO! I’m going over there!
Ty: Bitch no! *grabs Kelly* let’s call Bey’s ass!

*They all walked out the club and called Bey*
(Bey was in the living room watching TV and eating her cereal.)
(Phone convo)
Kelly: Hey Bey remember when I told you we were going to the strip club?
Bey: Yea are yall having fun? *smiles and puts her bowl down*
Kelly:  wellllll
Bey: Welllll what? What’s going on Kelly!? *Beys on speaker*
Ty: *drunk as shit* JAY’s HERE BITCH!
Bey: *mad as hell* JAY IS WHERE?
Kelly: *takes Bey off speaker and walks away from Ty and Angie’s drunken asses* He is here at the club Bey. But stay calm.
Bey: Stay calm! *walks upstairs and takes her clothes off and puts on sweats and a t-shirt* Stay calm!? How am I supposed to stay calm when you just told me that my husband is in a damn strip club! *starts crying*
Kelly: *sighs* Bey you have to remember that your pregnant. Just stay calm and don’t stress out. Stay put I’m on my way!
Bey: No Bitch im on my way! Stay there don’t leave and don’t let Jay leave.
Kelly: He hasn’t seen us yet.
Bey: Well if you see him leaving call me! Who is he there with any damn way? *grabbing Julez out of the bed and putting on his shoes*
Kelly: He is here with Ye and Ty Ty!
Bey: I’m on my way *hangs up*
Kelly: Bey? Bey? Hello?
After Bey hung up on Kelly she walked back over to Ty and Angie and caught them up on the fact that Bey was on her way.
Ty: oh shit is about to get real!
Angie: Kelly this isn’t gone be good! Bey is pregnant she shouldn’t show up and see Jay with some girls ass all in his face. We should do something to help.
Ty: Oh Hell NO! Let that nasty bitch keep shaking her ass in Jay face! I want Bey to see this shit! *still sipping on his drink*
Kelly: You’re right Ty. I don’t think we should get in the middle of this Ang. It’s not our business.
Angie: *sips* whatever if yall say so.
Beyoncé locked up the house and put Julez in the back seat of the car. He was still fast asleep (damn he must have been real tired from that game with Ty and Shaun lol). As she glanced down at the radio it was almost 1:30 am. She tried calling Jay one more time to see if he would answer. Jay’s phone was on silent from being at the hospital and he never changed it back. When Bey pulled she saw Kelly, Ty and Angie standing on the sidewalk. As she got out the car, two guys walked pass.
(Their convo as they walk in the club)
Man1: yo man my cuz just called me and told me Jay Z and Kanye West are in here!
Man2: Word?
*they both run in*
When Beyoncé stood by the car Kelly walked over and hugged her. Beyoncé had on a pair of sweats, a white t and some sneaks. Kelly isn’t used to seeing her in sneaks so she had a feeling Bey was upset.
Bey: *eyes tearing up* is he still in there?
Kelly: *feels bad for Bey* we didn’t see him come out yet.
Bey: Ok *walks towards the door of the club* Watch Julez he is in the back! *points to the car*
Ty and Angie hugged Bey before she went it.
Angie: *drunk* we will be right here sis. *sips*
Ty: *sips* yas we will! Bring me a drink when you come out! *giggles*

Beyoncé walked in and nobody really noticed her. She went to the restroom first to get herself together. While she was in the stall she overheard a conversation.
Stripper3: Bitch!!! *laughs* Keyshiah is out there workin that ass on Kanye!
Stripper4: Is she? *laughs* I didn’t see that! I was too busy watching Peaches pop that pussy on Jay Z! *giggles* them hoes better make that change!
Stripper3: Isn’t Jay married? *laughs*
Stripper4: aha yeah to Beyoncé! Ch… I bet Beyoncé’s ass is home thinking he at the studio somewhere!
Stripper3: Stupid Bitch!
*they both laughed at each others jokes and walked out the bathroom*
Bey started crying and walked out of the stall. She washed her hands and proceeded into the club. She looked around for Jay but couldn’t find him in the crowd of people. She walked through the club in search of the VIP lounge. Nobody noticed who she was because for one she had on sweats and sneaks and she had didn’t have much make up on. As Bey was walking around the club she heard a man yelling it sounded like Kanye.

Kanye: *yelling cause he is drunk* ayeeeee work that shit Peaches! She workin it aint she Jay? *sips**sips and goes to tell the DJ another song to play*
Jay: *with his hand behind his head while the stripper pops her puss in his face* yeaaaah man she is *biting his lip*
Beyoncé knew she had found Jay. She walked into the VIP lounge slowly and stoop behind Jay’s chair.
Bey: *wraps her arms around Jays neck and talks in his ear* *sarcastically* She sure is shaking it good for you huh Hov!? *unwraps her arms*
Jay: *realizes her voice and turns around* Shit! O_O Beyoncé?
Kanye: *turns around from the DJ* OH FUCK! *sips*
 TBC...

Thanks for reading guys! I know its short but guess what? DEAL ! lol Make sure you comment and let me know what you think will happend next ! Muah ! <3 Love you BeyFam!

7 comments:

  1. Oooo this post was nice and juicy! I loved it! But Jay ass gon get it. Just cuz you mad at yo wife don't give you the right to go out and do shit like that! Man Jay you done fucked up.

    Great Post
    @ZelLovesBeyK

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  2. Oh shit!!!!! Yassss Bey is about to go IN!!

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  3. Haha!! This post waz hella funny! Bey hella mad! Age bout 2 tear into jay ass! Yea jay fucked up big time...Update soon please

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  4. :-O !!! Great post! >>>>>>>>>>

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  5. Lmao! Bey is about to go awf!!!!! Although she ain't got the right to be mad, I mean after what she did! Besides they're strippers....they're doing their job. But Jay should just went home and slept I the guess room or something.

    *Great Post*

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  6. I'm not here this ending!!! You will DIE LMAO!! GREAT ASS POST SIS!!

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  7. Ohhh yes Sasha is out let his ass have it yesss omg great post can't wait to see what go down next jay going get it

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