"Guess Who?.."

Jay gets in the shower with Bey and they wash each other up when they were finished they made their way downstairs to the kitchen. Bey and Jay both kissed Blue before leaving out the door.
Jay pulled out of the driveway when suddenly a car cut him off and a person jumps out of the car and runs up to their window!!

Person: *knocks on the window* JAY!!! ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW!!!

Bey: *looks at the man* Baby who is that?? *gets scared and leans her body towards Jay*

Jay: *chuckles* aww baby dont be scared thats just uncle Eddie *laughs* I dont think you ever met him!

*PAUSE*Uncle Eddie is Jay's Uncle that has a drug problem and tends to beg and get on everyones nerves but they all still loved him because he was there Uncle. beside, he was pretty amusing!!(we all have one of those type of family members lol) (& yes i made him up lol) He is Jay's mother's brother and he came over for the party! He pulled up in his little hoopty with his crazy wife and his son Andre who's almost Jay's age...*PLAY*

Bey: *giggles* no i dont think i have!

Jay: *chuckles* yea that because if i would have invited him to the wedding you wouldnt have had a ring or a dress for that matter! *laughs* He has a bad habit of stealing...

Bey: *giggles* Oh *hold her purse tighter*

Jay: *rolls down the window* Wassup Uncle Eddie!?

UncE: wassupppp *shows his screwed up smile lol* How you doing Shawn!!!!!

Jay: Im doing alright! *laughs* I almost hit you though!

UncE: Im sorry! Im sorry! i just knew that was you and i didnt want to miss you! you never let me know when you down here!!!

Jay: yeaa im sorry Unc.!

UncE: *looks down at Bey's tits and licked his lips in a way that would make me throw up* mhmmmm and whose this beautiful lady here? *gives Bey the old man bedroom eyes lol*

Jay: *laughs* This is my wife Unc, Beyonce. Beyonce this is my uncle Eddie! *chuckles*

UncE: *steps back and starts laughing like a crackhead* Wife? WIFE? *laughs harder* You didnt invite me to the wedding nephew??

Jay: awwww im sorry Unc. Things happend so fast that *interupted*

UncE: *gasps* ooooooooo YOU THAT SEXY WOMAN FROM THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!

Jay: *laughs and looks at Bey*

Bey: *laughs but shes a bit freaked out* What movie? *giggles*

UncE: ummm ummmm Dream Chicks!!!! yea yea thats it! Girl you was good!!!! You played that Gina character GOOD!!*claps and starts jumping up and down pointing at Bey* *stops and laughs* *sings in a terrible voice and does ballet dances* We are a FAMILLLYYY like a GIANTTT Tree!!! *stops and laughs* oooo GIRL YOU WERE GREAT!!!

Jay: *under his breath* Dream Chicks huh? *laughs*

Bey: O_o Thanks *giggles*

Jay: Uncle Eddie we gotta go! *laughs*

UncE: uh uh wait a minute nephew where you goin?

Jay: we gotta go to the store for my momma! shes cooking for the party!

UncE: party? yalls is havings a parties and yalls aint invite me?

Jay: im sorry Unc. i thought you knew!!! *laughs*

*Mama Gloria probably didnt invite him because he is crazy, he steals, and he begs! she probably didnt want him and his wife to ruin the pary lol*

UncE: alright, alright, alright!! whats the party for anyway?? *chuckles*

Jay: Annie's birthday!! *laughs*

UncE: Annie who? *confused look*

Jay: *chuckles* My sister! your niece!

Bey: *laughs because he had no clue*

UncE: oooooooo *snaps* that Annie! *starts walking away* Imma go on home then! *chuckles*

Bey: *giggles* So soon Uncle Eddie?

UncE: Yeah Beautiful! im gone go on home! I dont get along to well with Annie! shes aint got no money! *laughs*

Jay:*laughs* you aint right Unc!

UncE: what? its the truth! *laughs* Nephew in this life you gotta gravitate towards people who can support you! *leans into the car* let me hold something nephew *puts hand out and smiles*

Bey: *laughs hard* *sees Jay give her the death look and tries to hold in her laugh but it was bursting through*

Jay: *chuckles* Uncle Eddie you always tryna break my pocket! *goes in his pocket and grabs a 50 dollar bill and gives it to him* Here dont smoke it all at once!

UncE: awww see thats why your my favorite nephew!! *looks at bey* you can be my favorite niece too if you want! im taking applications cause Annie's ass is broke! *laughs*

Bey: *laughs* nah im good! Thanks Uncle Eddie but ill pass *giggles and looks at Jay* come on baby we gotta go...

Jay: alright Uncle Eddie we gotta jet! *starts the car back up*

UncE: oh i see who runs the pants here! *laughs* She got you pussy whipped huh nephew? *points at Jay and laughs*

Jay: now Unc you know i run things around here! *laughs*

Bey: Oh do you? *giggles and raises one eyebrow at Jay*

Jay: *smiles at her*

UncE: awww shit let me get on outta here before i witness yo murder Shawn! *laughs*

Jay: iight Unc!

Bey: nice meeting you Uncle Eddie! *smiles*

UncE: *smiles* Nice meeting you too Sexy! *gives her the sexy old man eyes and walks away*

Jay: *falls out laughing*

Bey: *punches Jay in the arm* Thats not funny! *giggles*

*they both fall out laughing together*

As Uncle E pulled off, Jay and Bey pulled out of the driveway and started making his way toward the store..

(In the car)

Bey: well he was nice *giggles*

Jay: *chuckels* yeaa thats my Unc!

Bey: He was cool! *laughs*

Jay: *chuckles* He's always been that way! Even before the drugs he was a cool guy!

Bey: drugs?

Jay: yeaah. He's been on drugs for as long as i can remember...*focuses on the road*

Bey: *starts to tear up* Jay i had no clue..Im sorry..

Jay: *chuckles and looks at her* why you all teary eyed babe? *stops at a red light*

Bey: i dont know..i guess it just sucks to see people like that!

Jay: yeah. but he has been like a father to me over the years. inspite of his drug habit he has always made time to help my mom out with me and my sibs! *grabs her face* cheer up ok? If im good. then you should be good..right?

Bey: *leans in and kisses him* yeah babe your right *smiles*

Jay: *smiles* Thats better!

Bey and Jay make their way to the store and pick up the things Mama Gloria asked them to get. They made their way back to the house..

Jay: *walking in the kitchen with the bags* Here you go ma!

MamaG: Thanks baby *takes the bags and sits them on the table*

Bey: *coming in the kitchen shortly after Jay and walking over to Blue* Hey Mama *smiles and looks at Blue who was fast asleep* Did she act up while we were gone? *giggles*

MamaG: yeaaa, i just cleaned up the cookies and cake she threw around and wiped down the walls from the pictures she drew with her red crayon! *laughs*

Bey: *laughs* oh gosh! i am not looking forward to those days!

Jay: *walks over to Bey and picks up Blue out of her car seat* *chuckles* Me either *kisses Blue's little cheek*

MamaG: *laughs* im just messing with you guys! she didnt do much! i love them this age!

Bey: *giggles* my mother said the samething! she told me to enjoy her cooing while i can! *laughs*

MamaG: yeaaa chilee cuz when she starts talking it is the END! *laughs and goes back to cooking*

Bey: *laughs* Do you need any help?

Jay: Uh uh! we wanna live!

Bey: *sides eyes Jay*

MamaG: *chuckles* leave her alone Jay! *to Bey* no baby i dont need any help! *continues cooking* Im almost finished anyway. yall go on!

Jay and Bey: Okay! *Bey and Jay start walking out of the kitchen with Blue when...*

MamaG: *stops cooking* ah ah!! *runs over to them and takes Blue* didnt i tell yall this was my baby this weekend? *kisses Blue and flags them away* GO ON! GET OUT *laughs* *to Blue* GG got you baby *kisses her and puts her back in the car seat and keeps cooking*

While Mama Gloria was in the kitchen cooking and enjoying being a grandmother, Jay and Bey went upstairs and got dressed for the party. when they came back down, MamaG allowed them to have Blue for a split second while she went upstairs and got ready for the party herself. about 30 more minute passed and people were beginning to show up. They were told to park around the corner and up the street so that they wouldnt ruin the surprise. jay had to go move his car into the garage while Bey stayed in and met all of Jay's family and friends that she hadnt met already! Blue was the life of the party and everyone thought she was the most beautiful baby in the world! About an hour passed and all the guest have arrived now they are all waiting on Annie.

(Meanwhile in Annie's car)

Annie: Soooo are you excited for dinner with my mother? *smiles*

Annie's boyfriend: yeaah im always excited to see your mom! *smiles and kisses her cheek*

Annie: she is great isnt she?

*PAUSE* Angie just went through a divorce from her ex about two months ago. She has a new Boyfriend and Mama Gloria told Annie that she was cooking and she wanted her and her boyfriend to come over! Jay has yet to meet this boyfriend and niether has his brother or his other sister *PLAY*


Annie's Bf: You know babe, i been meaning to ask you something.

Annie: what is it?

Annie's Bf: are you ashamed of me?

Annie: Babe ive told you a thousand times! Just because im older then you doesnt mean that im ashamed of you! *laughs*

Annie's Bf: Its just that i havent met the rest of your family yet. you barely talk about your brothers and sister to me. i dont even know their names! how am i suppose to fully love you if you dont tell me where you come from?

Annie:uh uh WAIT! you dont see me bugging about you not moving in with me do you? i dont take that as you loving me any less babe! now do i?

Annie: your taking it waaaay out of porportion as usual!! *side eyes her*

Annie: *stops at a red light* look baby *runs her hand down his cheek* Im sorry.. i didnt realize that you were so bothered by it! i promised that me and you can set up a day that you can meet my brothers and my sister! okay? *kisses him*

Annie's Bf: well thats better! *chuckles and kisses her again* Id like that! *sits back and pulls out his phone*

Annie: See i care! *laughs calls her mother to tell her shes on her way*

Annie's Bf: i never doubted it! *smiles*

(Meanwhile at Mama Gloria's)

MamaG: *holding Blue and coming out of the kitchen* Alright yall!! Shes on her way!! places!places! *laughs*

Everybody went into the living room and waited for Annie. Bey was on the couch when she got a text from Kelly...

(Text Convo)

Kelly: wyd trick? lol

Bey: In Jersey at Jay's moms house (Annie's party) lol borrrrinnngggg lol ive been hit on by Jay's One toothed Uncle and Miss Gloria wont let me have my damn baby back! lol smh

Kelly: you are soo wrong!! lol is it her birthday? and you will let Mom Mom Gloria BE GREAT! lol

Bey was about to text Kelly back when she got another text (it was Darryl)

Darryl: Hey beautiful...

Bey: :) Hey you!

Darryl: What are you up to? I cant stop thinking about friday..i really hope we get to spend this time together.. :)

Bey: *catching feelings and its showing on her face*

She was about to text Darryl back but Jay sat down next to her..

Bey: *quickly locks her phone*

Jay: O_o who was that you were texting? *leans closer to her and looks her in the eye*

Bey: *giggles* It was Kelly *kisses him*

Jay: mhmm *kisses her again* better had been!

Bey: *smiles and puts her phone in her purse*

(Bey's Thoughts)

I'll call the girls later and check to see if they can still make it to Darryl's *smiles* I hope they can make it! i kinda wanna go now..I dont know what it is about him but he's sweet! WAIT BEYONCE you cant fall for this guy your married! You love Jay and you two have a beautiful baby! Do you really want to mess this up for yourself? what if you get caught?

Jay was calling Bey's name while she was in deep thought.

Jay: Bey?? BEY?? Babe? *shakes her* BEYONCE!

Bey: oh um huh?

Jay: you alright? o_O

Bey: *fake smile* yeah im good babe whats wrong?

Jay: mama wants us all to gather in the corner!

Bey: Oh ok *gets up and follows everyone to the corner of the living room*

After everyone got to the corner Annie pulled up with her boyfriend and they made their way up to the house.

Annie: *knocks on the door* Mama?? *knock knock* Mama!!! ugghhh *goes into her purse and gets the key, opens the door and walks in* why is it so dark in here?I told her that i was on my way...MAMA!!!!

Annie's boyfriend: maybe she's in the bathroom babe...

*LIGHTS COME ON*

EVERYBODY: SURPRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY !!!! WOOOOHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

Blue: *burst out crying* (They scared her lol awww)

MamaG: *laughs* awww GG's baby *puts Blue on her chest and rubs her back*

Blue: *cries harder*

*Bey and Jay walk over to Mama Gloria*

Jay: *chuckles* yall scaring my baby and shit *laughs and grabs Blue*

*Everybody laughed at Jay*

Bey: awww *wipes Blues tears as Jay holds her and calms her down* its okay baby come to mommy! *takes her from Jay*

MamaG: *makes her way over to the door with Annie and her boyfriend* Heyy baby *hugs her* Happy Birthday!

Annie: *wipes her tears* ohh Mama thank you sooo much! *smiles*

MamaG: Your welcome baby! & guess your brothers here!!!*break the hug* ahhhhhhhhhh *hugs Annie's boyfriend* OOhhhh Hey Darryl!! im so glad you could make it! Jay come over here i want you to meet somebody!

Annie: Jay's here? *smiles*

Jay walks over with Beyonce following behind him holding Blue...

MamaG: Jay this is your sister new boyfriend Dar...*interupted*

Bey: *sees Darryl and freezes* o_O Darryl?

Jay: Darryl? aint that the nigga from the hospital? *to Darryl* Tf you doing here?

Annie: you three know each other? o_O

TBC......

Thanks for reading love bugs!! Im sorry this post isnt as long as the normal one but i have an English paper do tomorrow so i had to cut it short! Ill update as soon as i can! <3 Muah! love you Beyfam!!!!!!!