Tuesday, February 14, 2012

"Secrets arent fair but a A** whoopin is!"

Everyones thoughts were interupted by Kanye's voice.

Kanye: Bey, Ive been meaning to tell you something *looks over at Jay*

Jay: gahead man (yall know how sexy Jay says go ahead! lol *fans self* lol)

Kanye: Well Bey, Ive been wanting to tell  you for along time that for the past 3 months ive been........

Bey: *puts fork down* What is it Ye? Spit it out! *giggles*
Kanye: Well *grabs Angie's hand* Me and Angie have been dating. *looks up at Bey*
Bey: *mouth drops* WHAT? You and Angie?
Jay: Bey, just stay calm ok.
Bey: I am calm Jay..*to Kanye* Why didnt you guys tell me sooner?
Angie: Well Bey i was gona tell you but i wasnt sure if you would have a good reaction!
Bey: *rolls eyes* and you thought that you were gona get a better reaction by dating behind my back! *to
 Jay* You knew about this?
Jay: Bey i just found out about a month ago..dont be mad baby.
Bey: Dont be mad? DONT BE MAD? *stands up* I cant believe you guys kept a secret like this from me!
Angie: It wasnt a secret! I just was tryna find the right time to tell you!
Bey: *grabbing her coat* Im out!
Angie: Bey wait...*grabs Bey's hand*
Bey: Dont touch me. *leaves*
Julius followed Bey until she suddenly turned around and came back to the table!
Kanye: *smiles* Im glad you came back Bey
Bey: ch.. *grabs a piece of chicken off her plate and waddled away*
Jay: *chuckles* Im sorry you guys. i honestly didnt think she would react like that!
Kanye: *chuckles* Its ok. Im sure she will come around!
Angie: I hope so, i cant deal with my cousin being mad at me. We are too close for that. I havent even told her the other part yet.
Jay: I know. Ill talk to her. *grabs his coat* Im gona go check on Bey. *to Kanye* Ill call you man.


Kanye: ard *daps him*
Jay hugs Angie and makes his way out. He had to call a cab because Bey and Julius left in the car that they showed up in. Bey was at their house in Miami sitting in the living room in a pair of sweats and a undershirt when Jay walked in the front door. She had a bowl of Marshmellows, Pretzels and oreo with a side of prune juice! (ewwww together Bey? GROSS lol)


Jay: Bey are you here?
Bey: *no answer*
Jay made his way into the living room and saw Bey going to town on the bowl of goodies. He walked over to her laughing at her.
Bey: *giggles* And what are you laughing at Mr?
Jay: *chuckles* Im laughing at you. *grabs bowl* What is this?
Bey: Its gona be your funeral if you dont give me that damn bowl back Jay! *mean mugs him*
Jay: *chuckles* aye ok im sorry *gives her the bowl bag* I wouldnt want that.
Bey: *giggles and continues eating her goodies*
Jay: Babe..
Bey: huh?
Jay: Im really sorry i kept that secret from you....
Bey: Im really sorry you did too. *side eyes him*
Jay: Bey...
Bey: Jay...
Jay: Bey come on stop playin!
Bey: Jay what do you want me to say? My cousin is dating your bestfriend. Thats all well a dandy BUT why is it that i am the only one who didnt know??
Jay: Baby you werent the only one who didnt know!
Bey: Oh yeah? who else doesnt know? *gives Jay a death stare*
Jay: Babe, the only people who knew were Me, Kanye, and Angie.
Bey: So NOBODY else knew? -___-
Jay: NO!
Bey: *thinks* well at least im not the only one who didnt know...THEY STILL SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME SOONER! i oughta put my swollen foot in his ass!...But I guess ill let it slide.
Jay: Bey?
Bey: *snaps outta of it*  huh? *stuffing her face*
Jay: are you okay?
Bey: yeah. i just dont want you guys keeping anymore secrets from me.
Jay: So your not mad anymore right? *leans in closer to her*
Bey: *giggles and kisses him* no babe.
Jay and Bey got into a passionate kiss. They got so into it that Bey allowed Jay to take away her goodie bowl.
Jay: *puts the bowl on the table still kissing Bey*
Bey: *breaks the kiss* wait...
Jay: Whats wrong baby? *confused look*
Bey: give me that bowl...
Jay: huh? *chuckles*
Bey: Boy if you dont give me that bowl im gona blow this house up!
Jay: *quickly gets the bowl and gives it to Bey*
Bey: *smiles* Thanks Baby *puts her feet up on Jay and continues eating her snacks*
Jay: *laughs* you know that baby is really doing something to your head!
Bey: Is she now? *raises eyebrow and giggles*
Jay: *chuckles* yeah *starts rubbing Bey's feet*
Bey and Jay chilled for the rest of the night. They watched TV and Bey finished off her bowl. (greedy)
(January 5th 2012)


Bey was in the kitchen attempting to cook breakfast. She is now 9 months pregnant and she is huggggeeee lol The doctor says shes due on the 12th. She was doing a good job cooking until....
Bey: *drops a spoon on the floor* Shit! now how am i gona pick that up?? *yells* JAAAAAYYYY !


Jay: *thinks Bey is going into labor so he runs down the steps and into the kitchen* Whats wrong baby???? You ok???


Bey: *smiles* yeah. can you pick that up for me? *laughs*


Jay: *chuckles* girl you had me scared as hell! I thought the baby was coming! *picks the spoon up*


Bey: *giggles* Im sorry babe.The doctor says she shouldnt come until the 12th! Shes fine! a little movement but shes good! *rubs tummy*


Jay: *smiles and holds Bey* alright babe. But you cant be scaring me like that. *kisses her then rubs her tummy*


Bey: So what are you doing today? *lets Jay go and finished up cooking*


Jay: well i told Solange that i would take Julez for the day. what about you? *sits down on the stool*


Bey: well since Angie is getting married *smiles* i decided to take her dress shopping today! Me, Mama, Ty, Kelly and Solo are all going.


*PAUSE* The other thing that Kanye and Ang had to tell Bey was that they were getting MARRIED! Bey took that news pretty well and insisted that her and Mama Tina helped with the planning! *PLAY*


Jay: oh so i guess i came in handy for Solo huh? *chuckles*


Bey: *giggles* *making Jay's plate* I guess so. But you always come in handy for me Pop Pop *kisses him and holds it and puts his plate of food in front of him*
Their kiss is interupted by Bey's phone ringing. Its was Mama Tina.


(Phone convo)


Bey: Hey Mama!


MT: Hey baby! are you ready? im on my way!


Bey: yeah im ready. i just have to get dressed! *laughs*


MT: *giggles* Then Chilee you aint ready!


Bey: ayee Mama its a little bit harder to get dressed these days *laughs*


MT: *laughs* Girl you are crazy! Ill stop pass HOD first and then ill call you when im get close!


Bey: Ok *giggles*


THEY HANG UP


Bey kissed Jay one more time before going upstairs to get dressed. Jay ate the breakfast she cooked and it wasnt too bad. Just needed a little salt and pepper. As Bey was getting dressed Jay yelled from downstairs letting her know that he was leaving to go pick up Julez. When Jay pulled up at Solo's house he saw Daniel coming out of the drive way. He beeped his horn and waved but Daniel didnt stop to talk as usual he just beeped back and kept going. Jay thought that maybe he was in a rush so he didnt think anything of it.


(At Solo's house)


Solange: *hears Jay's horn* Come on Julez get your stuff! i think this is Uncle Jay! *looks out the window and sees Jay*


Julez: *runs upstairs to get his bags* Ok mom!
Jay knocked on the door and Solo answered it...


Jay: Hey Sis!


Solo: wassup, wassup, wassup! your late nigga! *laughs*


Jay: *laughs* My bad. I had to help your pregnant sister pick a spoon up off the floor! *chuckles*


Solo: A spoon up off the floor? *laughs* Oh gosh! that girl is gona pop anyday now!


Jay: I know! *laughs* wheres Julez?


Julez: *coming down the steps with his bag* Im right here Uncle Jay!! *smiles*


Jay: aight lil man! you got everything?


Julez: *smiles* yeaah


Solange: *grabs Julez coat* okay baby come on and put your coat on! *puts Julez coat on*


Julez: Bye mom *smiles*


Solange: *kisses his forehead* Bye baby. be good for Uncle Jay. ill be there to pick you up in the morning! *To Jay* Thanks a lot Jay!


Jay: No problem! Oh and i saw Daniel leaving! He didnt say much though! Is he ok?


Solange: *didnt think Jay would see him* Oh *fake smile* you did?


Julez: Dad was here? *smiles*


Jay: *confused look* Come on Julez lets go! *picks Julez up* *to solange* ard sis! see you later!


Solange: *fake giggle* ard Bro!


Jay leaves and Solange goes upstairs and finishes getting dressed for her outting today with Bey, Angie, Mama T, Kelly and Ty. She was in her room putting on her make up and her jewlery.


(Solo)
Damn, i cant believe Jay saw Daniel leaving here. I could have played it off like he was here for Julez but Julez ruined it and said "Daddy was here?". ch..that damn boy cant keep his mouth shut for anything! Uggh but you cant blame him Solange he is only 7! uggh why are you doing this to yourself Solo? dang! i hope Jay doesnt tell Bey!


*she finishes and makes her way downstairs*


They all arrive at the bridal shop and meet in the lobby. Bey and Mama Tina were the last to arrive. Everyone was in the lobby waiting for them. Mama Tina came in first.


MT: Hellooo everybody! *smiles*


Solange: Hey Mama! *hugs her* Wheres Bey? *giggles*


Everybody: heeyyyy!


MT: Shes coming! shes a bit slower these days! *giggles*


Bey: *walks in outta breath* Gosh that was a long walk! Hey yall! *wipes forehead*


Kelly: awww Bey Bey *smiles* your getting so big! *goes to rub her belly*


Bey: *grips Kelly's hand for dear life* touch  my stomach and DIE! *gives Kelly the death stare* (damn mean ass lol)


Kelly: *laughs* Ouch Bey! okay! Sheesh!


Bey: *sits down in the chair in the lobby* do they have any snacks here? im starving damn!


Ty: *laughs* Calm down Mama Bey! *rubs her back* Ill go get you some! *goes to the vending mechine and gets some snacks*


Angie: Thanks for coming you guys! *smiles*


Bey: *still catching her breath* No problem! *huff* Im *puff* Glad to be here *deep breath*


Everyone laughed at Bey as she caught her breath. Ty came back with a bag of apples and a tasty.


Bey: *takes the snacks* Thanks Ty but you can keep these apples! *gives him the apple bag and starts eating her tasty cake*


Solange: *giggles* Bey so have you heard anything else from Darryl? he was suppose to take us to dinner?


Bey: yeah i told em that we could go after i drop this load! *giggles*


Solange: *smiles* okay!


Bey: Why are you so worried about it anyway?


Solange: girrrrlll ! your ass is pregnant with a husband! Angie is getting married! add it up! Im single and so is he! Ill be glad to have your sexy seconds! *laughs*


Mama Tina: I thought it was sloppy seconds? *giggles*


Solange: ch.. In Darryl's case its SEXY lol


Mama Tina: *laughs* what Darryl are yall talking about?
Ty: Yall talking about chocolate drop Darryl? mmm with that sexy ass smile? Girl i would drink his bath water!


Mama Tina: OOooo that Darryl?! Chileee use to make me wanna leave your father when he came over to see you back in the day! *giggles*


Bey: *disgusted at their comments* You guys are gross! *laughs*


Kelly: *high fives mama t* Mama ! Yes that man is BEAUTIFUL!!!!


Angie: *laughs* can we all just go ahead in? you guys are gona make me rethink my marriage! *fans self*


Everyone was laughing until someone walks in the door with their brides maids to try on dresses.


Bey: *stands up* Can i beat her ass!? or is somebody else gona do it for me?


Kelly: Oh Please no! LET ME! Bey you can sit!


Solange: Oh shit...*blank stare*


Mama Tina: I got the vudo for this bitch *rolls eyes and grabs purse*


Ty: Its about to go dowwwwwwwwwn!!!! *laughs*
TBC........
Thanks for reading BeyFam :) i hope you all enjoyed this post! i need you guys to comment and let me know what you think! Who do you guys that is walking in the door of the bridal shop? COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!! (via comment box or twitter) MUAH! Love you guys <33333

4 comments:

  1. Eh Mr Keri? But who would marry her?

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  2. Damn..I'm not sure who it is, but "It's about to go down" (*K-Hart voice)...great post sis>>>>>>

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  3. Cute post! But daaamn who walked in? O_o

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