Thursday, February 9, 2012

"What is this?"

Bey: * walking behind him* Jay?
Jay: *turns around before walking out the door* huh?
Bey: *raises one eyebrow* Be good babe.…
Jay: O_o aren’t I always good babe?
Bey: ch…idk *fake smile*
Jay: *smiles back at her and closes the door*
Jay got in the car and before he pulled off he sat there for a minute…
(Jay)
*sighs* ugggh *laughs to himself in sarcasm* Jay what are you doing man?  Ok Hov, Calm down. Lets just go do this. How bad can it be?

Jay made his way to his destination and set in the car. He texted Amber.

(Jay's and Amber's text covo)

Jay: Hurry up slow poke im out front lol

Amber: Im coming dont rush me i gotta make sure i have everything :) lol

Jay: Ard

(Scene Change: Bey and Jay's House)

Beyonce was at the house worrying herself to death. She decided to call Kelly and see what she was doing.

(Bey and Kells phone convo)

Kelly: Heyy Bey!

Bey: Hey Kelly, What you up to?

Kelly: Nothing, thinking about doing a late nail shop visit and maybe some dinner! how about you? Hows my niece?

Bey: She's great *smiles* and im up to anything im bored! *laughs*

Kelly: You wanna go with me and Angie i know you would love a pedi and a mani?

Bey: I dont know! Im big as a WHALE and im not sure if i can keep up with you two! *laughs*

Kelly: Bey, If you can perform a 4 minute song and hit the notes you were hitting at the vmas im sure you can hang! *laughs*

Bey: I guess your right! let me get ready! yall gone come get me? or should i tell Julius to bring me over?

Kelly: Dont bother Julius, just be ready in a few! *giggles*

Bey: Ok! see you soon girl!

Kelly: alright!

*THEY HANG UP!*

Shortly after she hung up with Kelly she got a text from Jay.

(Text convo)

Jay: What you doing?

Bey: About to go out with Kellz and Ang

Jay: Out where?

Bey: Shopping and probably a bite to eat. what you doing?

Jay: I told you where i was *lieing* How long you gone be out with Kelly and Ang?

Bey: Probably two or so... Why wassup Jay?

Jay: Nothing i was just wondering... Do you need anything while im out?

Bey didnt bother replying because at this point she felt that Jay was lieing. She decided to brush it off and just get dressed and wait for Kelly! She texted Julius and let him know he was off for the day and was free to do whatever he pleased.

(Scene Change: Out front of Amber's apartment)

Amber finally came out of her apartment building with two bags and got in the car.

Jay: You got everything slow poke? Where's Ashley?

Amber: *smiles* i think so! you better be lucky i love you boy! Ashley had to cancle out on us but she said she down for whatever you need next time *smiles*

Jay: aye, i know you love me and i love you too.. I think i can deal with just you..*sexy smirks* *pulls off focusing on the road*

Amber: So what hotel are we going to this time? *puts one of her bags in the back seat*

Jay: *chuckles* Who said we were going to a hotel this time?

Amber: I mean thats where we usually go so that you wont get caught! So i figured thats where we were going now! *giggles and smiles at him*

Jay: *stops at a red light* Well actually Bey isnt home so i figured we could just go to my place...*Light turns green and he pulls off*

Amber: Jay are you sure? i mean i dont want you to risk getting caught.

Jay: Amber, I wouldnt be taking you there if i wasnt sure. We wont get caught shes out with her two bestfriends. She should be gone for at least three hours.

Amber: *smirks at him* I guess that will give us enought time.

Jay: *smiles at her* Now you know it dont take me that long to get into it...*chuckles*

Amber: Your such a mess Shawn!

Amber and Jay laughed together. While they were laughing it was interupted by a phone call from Mama Gloria. Jay quickly told Amber to sssh and answered the phone. He didnt want his mom to find out about Amber either she would tell Bey for sure!

(Phone convo)

Jay: Hey Mama wassup

Mama Gloria: Hey son, i was just calling to tell you that i love you...what you up to?

Jay: awww *smiles* i love you too Mama. Nothing Much, on my way to the office.

Mama Gloria: Thats funny, i just talked to Bey she told me that you were already at the studio.

Jay: *hesitating* oh yeah i had stopped to get something to eat real quick..

Mama Gloria: *knows he's lieing* Okay son, well take care ill call you later. Be good now!

Jay: *nervous laugh* why is everybody saying that to me today?

Mama Gloria: *laughs* Bye son

Jay: *laughs with her* Bye mama

*THEY HANG UP*

Jay wasnt too far from the house. He decided to call Bey and see if she had left already but she didnt answer. Bey was already gone she was on her way to the nail shop with Kelly and Angie.

(In Angie's Car)

Bey: ugggh i gotta pee and im hungry! *giggles*

Ang: Aww BB were almost there! and we will get you something to eat! *laughs*

Bey: good cause if not, yall are gona see a side of me yall have never seen before! *side eyes Angie*

Kelly: Aww Bey i still cant believe your having a baby!

Bey: I know its so unreal to me! I just cant wait to hold her! *smiles and rubs belly*

Kelly: Me too!!

Ang: Me three!!

They all laugh. Before Bey knew it she was at the nail shop. She ran straight to the bathroom when they walked in. Ang and Kelly went ahead and signed them in while Bey was in there.

Bey: *walking out* Okay i think im good now! *giggles*

Kelly: Good we wouldnt want to see that other side you were talking about! *giggles*

Bey: Shut up Kelly! *laughs and sits next to her*

A few minutes later they were called back to the private room to get their nails and feet done....While in there they laughed, talked and snacked on grapes (Bey's favorite lol)

(Scene Change: Jay and Bey's house)

Amber: *walking in the house behind Jay* So this is your house huh?

Jay: *smiles* Yeah, this is it *grabs one of her bags for her*

Amber: Its really "homey" *giggles and puts the other bag down*

Jay: Homey huh? *chuckles*

Amber: yeah its very cozzy *smiles*

Jay: *laughs* Thanks i guess *walking towards the kitchen* You want some water?

Amber: Nah, Im good *smiles*

Jay: Ard, Have a seat. I'll be right back..*walks in the kitchen to grab some water for himself*

Amber: K

Jay walked into the kitchen and got some water and a bag of chips. When he came back out Amber was at the door holding her bags.

Amber: So, where should i set up? *sexy smirk*

Jay: Well, you can set up wherever! *shrug*

Amber: Wherever?

Jay: *giggles* Yeah. The living room, the dinning room, the basement, my office, it doesnt really matter to me. *sips water*

Amber: Ok, How about i just set up in here? *points to the living room*

Jay: Thats cool...*chuckles* I said wherever girl dang *laughs*

Amber: *laughs* dont start Jay! *walks into the living room*

Jay: *watches her walk away while sipping his water* Ill be right back i gotta go make a phone call. you go ahead and set up. ill be back in 5 *walks out*

Amber: Ok. *starts setting up*

Jay went into the kitchen to call Kanye...

(Phone convo)

Kanye: Wassup ma nigg

Jay: Shit man, you know same shit different day. How are you?

Kanye: Im good. Cant complain. what you up to?

Jay: Nothing much, chillin over here with the babe Amber i was telling you about..*sips water*

Kanye: *laughs* oh yea? Hows that working out? I still cant believe you doing that man..*laughs again*

Jay: Its going great if you ask me. as long as Bey doesnt find out. *laughs*

Kanye: Man, If Bey found out you wouldnt be able to live it down! *laughs*

Jay: I know man thats why plan to never tell her. What she dont know wont kill her right? *chuckles and puts his glass down on the counter*

Kanye: yeah man! I'll drink to that! *laughs*

Jay: *in his rihanna voice* Yeah yeaaah *laughs*

Jay and Ye laugh and talk for a few more minutes and then they hang up. Jay went back into the living room shortly.

(Scene Change: Dinner with Kelly and Angie)

Angie: *passes her menu to the waiter* And a ice tea *smiles* thanks!

The girls were just finishing up their orders...

Kelly: So, How has Jay been throughout the pregnancy being as though he cant hit that and all? *laughs*

Angie: Ch...I know he is wildin out aint he Bey?

Bey: Who said that he couldnt hit this while im pregnant? ch..*giggles*

Kelly: :O *Bust of laughing*

Angie: Yall still fuckin????? *laughs with Kelly*

Bey: sssssh damn loud mouth! *laughs* does the whole damn restaurant need to know?

Angie: *whispers* sorry but...*giggles* How does he get around that big belly of yours!

Kelly: *still laughing*

Bey: Oh trust me Jay finds away everytime *giggles and bites her bottom lip*

Angie & Kelly: ewwwwwwwwwwwww lol

Kelly: Poor baby...*laughs*

They aww laugh at Kelly's comment for a few seconds and then Bey sees something out the corner of her eye.

Bey: *ducks* Shit!

Kelly: *confused look* Whats wrong Bey?

Bey: *still ducking* remember the guy Darryl that i used to date?

Angie: mmmm yes sexy, chocolate, make you wanna scream his name Darryl? *giggles*

Kelly: Hell yeaah we remember his sexy ass!!! ch.. why?

Bey: *whispers* He's over there! I cant let him see me like this!

Kelly: *laughs* Girl getcho ass up and stop playing! why cant he see you like that?

Angie: *looks over at Darryl and bites her lip* Damn he is sooo fine!

Kelly: We should call him over here!

Bey: *whispers* NO! Kelly DONT!

Kelly: *ignores Bey* *yells across the room* HEY DARRYL!!

Darryl sees Kelly and Angie and waved to them and began to walk over. Bey quickly sits up. She didnt want Darryl to know she was hiding from him so she played it cool.

Angie and Kelly: Heyyy Darryl *waves*

Darryl: Hey ladies, how have yall been? *smiles and looks at Beyonce* Hey Bey...

Bey: Hey..*smiles*

*PAUSE* Bey has been scared that Jay would get mad at her again so she has been ignoring Darryl since the last time they seen each other. Darryl has moved to New York because he started a new job there. Beyonce has seen em around but everytime she does, she hides behind Jay or Julius so he wont bother her. He found out about Jay after google told him when he got home that night he saw her at the hospital. He watched the vmas so he knows shes pregnant. *PLAY*

Darryl was lost in Beyonce's smile and they locked eyes for a few seconds...Kelly observed it and broke it up real quick.

Kelly: *in her rachet voice lol* Darryl...Darryl....Darryl Boo... Darrrryyllllllllll

Darryl: *Snaps out of it and looks at Kelly* huh?

Kelly: *puts her hand out* can i have a dollar? *laughs*

They all start laughing at Kelly's attempt to break the love spell that Bey and Darryl had on each other...

Kelly: Sooo, what are you doing here?

Angie: yeaaah i havent seen you in years...*smiles*

Darryl: This is true! I actually live here in New York now.. Ive missed you girls! we used to be tight back in the day when...*interupted*

Kelly: WHEN YOU WERE TAPPIN THAT ASS OVER THERE *points to Bey and laughs*

Angie: *cracking up laughing*

Bey: KELLY! *embarrassed laugh*

Kelly: What? Well its true! *laughs* *to Darryl* But its good to see you Darryl! *smiles*

Darryl: I see your still crazy as hell *laughs*

Kelly: I aint neva gone change! *laughs and sips her ice tea (long island)*

Darryl: *to Beyonce* So Bey, Ive been calling you....

Angie & Kelly: *look at Bey at the say time* *mock him* So Bey, He's been calling you...

Bey: *side eyes them* *to Darryl* Im sorry ive been extremely busy!

Darry: No Biggy, Just wanted to call and say congrats on the baby coming! *smiles and looks at her*

Bey: *smiles back* Thanks, she should be here in January! *rubs her belly*

Darryl: She? Thats Great!!! *looks to his left at something in the distance* ayee look, it was nice talking to yall!! i gotta go! *to Bey* ill call you! you still owe me dinner! you can bring Kelly and Angie with you! *walks away*

Kelly: *fans herself* mmmm Bye Darryl boo *laughs* (he didnt hear her lol)

Angie: *fans herself* sheesh remind me again why yall broke up Bey? *still watching Darryl walk away*

Bey: We just didnt see eye to eye on certain things *shrugs*

Angie: ch...I wouldnt need to see eye to eye as long as he stayed looking just like that! *fans herself*

Kelly: *high fives ang* you aint neva lied! As long as my EYES can look at HIS BODY every night! *laughs*

Bey: Guys stop! *giggles* Im with Jay now and thats all that matters *smiles*

Kelly: listen to you sounding all committed *laughs and sips*

Bey: Shut up Kelly! *giggles*

About Five minutes later their food came and they began eating. After they finished Kelly ordered one more drink for herself and Beyonce ordered some dessert. (greedy ass lol) They were getting ready to go. Meanwhille at the house Amber wasnt exactly finished with Jay...

(Scene Change: Bey and Jay's house)

Amber: Thats it Jay...*smiles* Your doing it just right.

Jay: *smiles* im not sure. i think we should do it one more time *smiles back at her*

Amber: Okay, you know im down for as many times as you want...Thats what im here for..

Just then, Beyonce walked in the front door...She heard Amber and Jay talking and made her way into the living room

Bey: O_o Jay? Whats going on? who's she? and what is this? *picks up an object off the floor and holds her stomach*

Jay: *stops what he's doing* umm baby..

Amber: *side eyes Jay* *whispers* told you we would get caught!

TBC.......

Thanks for reading you guys! :) I hope you enjoyed this post!!!! You guys are the greatest! I really love when you guys comment and let me know how you feel so make sure you let me know via twitter or in the comment box what you think about tonight's post!

Let's Play A Game: What do you think the "object" is that Bey picked up? (COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT!)

4 comments:

  1. Ahhhhhh A CONDOM!!! Lmao Jk I Will Kill Jay. Omg What Were They Doing??

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  2. For some reason i have a feeling that their not having an affair.idk!

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  3. Lmfaoo at Angie & Kelly. I don't think Jay & Amber are having an affair , so what the heck are they doing!? Lol great post sis >>>>>>>

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  4. i dont think he's cheating...i bet he's learning to dance

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