Everybody followed them and Solo grabbed Julez off
the couch! They all got to the door and…..
Bey: O_O move out of the damn WAY! *death stare to
the person*
Solange: What are you doing here? *holding
Julez*
Bey: I don’t care why your here! Just get outta my
waaaaaayy ahhhhhhh *holds stomach*Mama T: whats wrong baby?
Jay: Mama, Bey is in labor!
Mama T: *eyes light up* really?
Bey: No for fake..ahhhhhhh *holds stomach* and pushed through the door* Move DAD! *pushes mat* *under her breath Im tryna have a damn baby here NOT A DAMN MURDER SCENE!!!
Jay: baby calm down *rubs Bey's back*
Jay: baby calm down *rubs Bey's back*
Matthew moved out of her way and they all followed her out the door. they all got into seperate cars. Mama Tina and Matty got into his car. Jay, Bey, Solo and Julez got into Jay's car and Kanye, Kelly, Ty and Angie got into Ty's car.
(In Jay's car)
Jay: *focusing on the road and holding Bey's hand with one hand* you okay babe?
Solo: yeah Bey are you okay?
Bey: *yells* Dont i look like okay?
Solo: O_O bitch why you yelling?
Bey: Solange...PLEASE i CANT argue with you right NOW!! ahhhhhh *holds stomach*
Solo: *forgets Bey's in labor and gets mad* Well Bitch it aint my fault you were getting dicked down and got pregnant! ch..*rolls eyes*
Bey: :O
Solo: *forgets Bey's in labor and gets mad* Well Bitch it aint my fault you were getting dicked down and got pregnant! ch..*rolls eyes*
Bey: :O
Jay: *side eyes Solo* just calm down! BOTH OF YOU *chuckles*
Bey: *looks at Jay and yells* Calm down? CALM DOWN? YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN? IS THIS CALM ENOUGH FOR YOU JAY? *holds stomach in pain* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHY ARE DRIVING SO DAMN SLOW?
Solo: Bey he is driving as fast as he can! *rubs Bey's shoulder*
Bey: *holds her stomach harder* ahhhhhhhhhh *yells* WELL HE ISNT DRIVING FAST ENOUGH *grabs the wheel and starts swerving the wheel and cutting infront of cars* STEP ON IT JAY! *holds stomach with one hand and moves the wheel with the other* (Bey den went CRAY CRAY lol)
Jay: Bey !!! *puts his hand on top of hers* Babe! STOP! Please were gona CRASH!
Bey: uh uh! *yells* IF YOU DONT PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN HARDER ON THAT DAMN GAS YOUR NOT GONA LIVE TO SEE THIS BABY!
Jay: BEY! please! *they almost hit a car* Ahhhh Bey watch out! *closes his eyes* *they miss the car and turn the corner* Bey seriously let go of the wheel before we all DIE!
Solo: Beyyy Come on STOP IT! Before WE CRASH ! *screams and covers her eyes*
Julez: *wakes up from all the noise and starts crying* Mommyyyy whats going on? MAKE IT STOP! I DONT LIKE THIS RIDE! *grabs hold of Solo*
Bey: *still moving the wheel* JAY.....AHHHHHHHHH faster!!!!!!!
Jay: BEY I CANT GO FASTER WE ARE GONA GET A DAMN TICKET!
Bey: oh yea? *raises eyebrow and bites his shoulder really hard*
Jay: ahhhhhhhhhhhh *steps foot on the gas harder*
(In Ty's car)
Kelly: What the fuck is Jay doing? *laughs and tries to keep up*
Ty: *laughs* I dont know but he needs to quit before they die! *giggles*
Angie: Bey is probably in the car cussing him out!
Kanye: *laughs* she probably like *in his womanly voice* aaaahhhhhh Jay you did this to me you bastered!!!
They all laughed and Kelly continued to try to keep up with Jay.
(In Mama T's car)
*They were infront of Jay so they didnt see what was going on*
MamaT: So what did you come to my house for Mat?
Matty: Well, i came to actually sit down properly and tell you guys about my plans of getting married to Monica. BUT i see you guys have took it upon yourself to beat her up. So much for doing it the proper way! *rolls eyes and looks out the window*
MamaT: Well Matthew...We beat her ass as properly as we could...*rolls eyes*
Matty: Tina im not being funny...
MamaT: *pulls up at the hospital and parked* And neither am i..YOU KNOW you are so..*is interupted by her seeing Jay swerve around the corner*
(In Jay's Car)
Jay: Ard Bey Alright! Can you take your hands of the wheel now??! we here!! *grabs her hands and takes them off*
Bey: *sits back* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmm *holds stomach* If yall dont hurry up and get me in this HOSPITAL IM GONA TAKE THIS DAMN BABY OUT MYSELF!
Jay: ok ok Bey ok! *parks*
Julez: *crying harder*
Solo: *rocks Julez* sssh sshh ok baby. Its over.
Bey: Im sorry Julez! *starts crying* Auntie isnt herself right now! *holds stomach* Ahhhhhhh Jay please get me out of this damn car!
Jay: *gets out the car and goes over to Bey's side and lets her out*
Bey: *gets out the car holding Jay's hand* ahhhhhh baby this hurts...
Jay: I know baby i know..come on *helps her*
Kelly, Ty, Kanye and Ang pulled up and saw Jay, Bey and Solo. Kelly parked. As soon as she parked Mama Tina and Matty got out of the car.
Bey:*on the side walk with Jay* ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *holds stomach* Can yall hurry yall slow asses UP! Im having a BABY HERE!!!!
They all went in the hospital and Jay set Bey down in the loby chair and ran to the front desk. There was an elderly woman there who was volunteering. She took her time with everything so she could make sure that the job she was doing was done correctly.
Jay: Hi! My wife is in labor...
Nurse: *looks up at Jay* okay sunny...*smiles and shows her gums* last name?
Jay: Carter..
Nurse: *types it in the computer* mmhmm must be a joy to be a father...is this your first one? *smiles and giggles*
Jay: *smiles* well yes ma'm it is..
Bey: *yelling from the lobby* JAAAAAAY! *holds stomach*
*everybody tries to sooth her*
Jay: Here i come baby!!
Nurse: *Maya Angelou laugh* i remember my first baby..I gave my late husband HELL! i sounded just like your wife in there! *smiles and laughs again* Do you two know what your having? *smiles*
Jay: *getting a little annoyed with the lady* yes ma'm a girl..
Nurse: *passes him papers to fill out* oh lawd hammercy on your soul! mmm girls are a trip! *passes him a pen* Here fill these out honey! *smiles*
Jay: *starts filling them out* Can she go back soon?
Nurse: *ignores him* yeaaa honey little girls are a trip! you gotta worry about boyfriends, and prom dates *laughs* periods and hairstyles *laughs* mmm those were the days. Thank the lawd from zion that my daughter is 40 now...
Jay: Ma'm I...*interupted*
Nurse: BUT boys have their flaws too. hmph *laughs*
(Meanwhile in the loby)
Bey: *holds stomach* Mama ahhhhhh What is Jay doing?
Kelly: *wipes the sweat off Bey's forehead* he probably feeling out paper work Bey...
Solange: yeaaah he probably is...*looks over at Jay at the front* *to Bey* you want me to go check?
Bey: Please? IM GONNA PULL MY HAIR OUT IF I DONT GET SOME DRUGS IN ME SOON!!!
MamaT: *rubs Bey's back*
Solo: okay Thu ill be right back! *walks over to Jay*
(At the front Desk)
Nurse: ........Then you gotta deal with the pampers and bottles and..*interupted*
Solo: Hey Jay whats going on? Bey is getting a little wrestless *giggles*
Nurse: ahhh Young in the wrestless thats MY SHOW! *laughs*
Solo: *side eyes her* ummm Im sorry *looks at her name tag* Gertrude? My sister is in a lot of pain we were wondering if she could see a doctor right away!
Nurse: Oh chile sure! she will see one soon! *laughs* hmph you children dont know what real labor is! chilleee i was in labor for 2 days with my son! mmm *shakes her head*
Solo: *whispers to Jay* This bitch is senile!
Jay: *whispers back* Shes been talking my head off since i came over here! *chuckles*
(In the Lobby)
Bey: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmm *holds stomach*
Kelly: *claps hands* Omgosssh Bey your contractions are getting closer and closer! She's almost HERE! *smiles*
Bey: Bitch this aint no damn performance!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *holds stomach and side eyes her* What the actual FUCK ARE YOU CLAPPING FOR!??? *to Mama Tina* I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *wobbles over to Jay and Solo*
Mama T: Bey wait...
Bey: *ignores her mother and keeps wobbling over to the front desk*
Nurse: .....But Chileee all that pain was worth it when i got him in my...*interupted*
Bey: *pushes through Jay and Solo* *deep breath* excuse me ma'm but...*interupted*
Nurse: *eyes light up and she stands up* Well lawd shoot the angles in heaven and make me satan!!! you dat girl that sangss!!!!!! *points at Bey*
Bey: *holds stomach* Im sorry what?
Nurse: The girl!!! mhmmm uh oh uh oh uh oh! *does the uh oh dance* *laughs* Girl you are GOOD! I dont know how you do that dance!! BUT YOU DO IT CHILE! *laughs*
Bey: *cant help but laugh even though shes in pain* Ma'm i...*interupted*
Nurse: yesss chilee i love it when you sanggg that song *sings in a rachet voice* all the single ladies! all the single ladies now put cha hands up!
Bey: *laughs and then feels another contraction in her stomach* Ma'm please i need to see a doctor right away aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *holds stomach as Jay and Solo rub her back*
Jay: You see miss Gertrude this is my wife!
Bey: mmmmm aaaaaahhhhhhhh yess im his wifeee.. ahhhhhh Jay do something please!!!!!
suddenly another nurse comes from the back......
Nurse2: Is everything ok?
Solange: NO! My sister is in labor..and She is in a lot of pain! she needs to see a doctor and FAST!
Nurse2: Okay..did you all fill out the papers?
Bey: ahhhhhhhhhh
Jay: yes ma'm they are right here *gives her the papers and goes back to assisting Bey*
Nurse2: *comes from behind the desk and puts Bey in a wheel chair*
They wheeled Bey to the back. As they wheeled her back the nurse went through all the rules with her.
Nurse2: *finishing up the rules*.......And you can pick two people to be in the room with you while your giving birth. *helps her out the wheel chair and sits her on the bed* If you want meds we can provide you with that depending on how many centimeters you are. Now Mr. Carter i need you to help her take her clothes off and ill be right back...*walks out the room*
Bey: ahhhhh Jay this is the worst pain ever!!
Solo: aww Thu i know exactly how you feel *rubs her back*
Jay: *helps her take her shirt off* Baby im sorry. If i could take the pain away i would. *takes her shoes off then her pants*
Bey: ahhhhh Jay....ANOTHER ONE!!! ahhhhhh
Jay held her tight as she bit his shoulder.
Jay: *taking the pain from her teeth* Its okay baby just breathe!
Solo: aww Thu *smiles and starts crying*
Bey: *angry voice* Bitch if you say awwww one more GOTDAMN TIME ITS OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Solo: *giggles* sorry Bey!
The contraction passes and the nurse came back in with some hospital clothes for Bey. After Bey was all dressed again. The nurse brought in the doctor to have a look.
Doctor: Hello Mr. And Mrs. Carter
Bey and Jay: Hello
Doctor: and? *looks at Solo*
Solo: Im Beyonce's sister Solange.
Doctor: nice to meet you solange *shakes her hand and sits down at the bottom of the bed* Okay Mrs. Carter lets have a look....* puts gloves on and lifts up the blanket and sticks his finger in to check and see how far the baby is* mhmmmm
Bey: o_O whats mhmm?
Doctor: Your about 4 centimeters dilated...so you can get some medicine now.
Solange: Thank you BABY JESUS ! SHE NEEDS That Doc! *laughs*
Jay: *laughs* Yeaa she does!
Bey: *gives them the death stare* you two better be lucky i am having a contraction right now....ahhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmm *holds stomach*
A few hours passed and Bey has gotten her medicine and is sleeping. The whole family began to show up in the lobby. Solange was the little messenger who was making her way in and out of the hospital room to let them know what was going on..Mama T, Matty, Ty, Julez, Angie, Mama Gloria, Annie, Kanye, and a few others were there. Solange walked out and....
Mama T: Anything yet?
Solo: NOPE that bitch is sleep! *laughs* But the doctors say shes 7 centimeters dilated!!
Everybody: yaaaaaay *claps*
Mama Gloria: I still cant believe my son is having a baby! *starts crying*
Annie: i know..*laughs* i cant believe big head is having a baby either! *giggles*
Mama Gloria: chilleee you better leave my baby alone! *hits annie's leg playfully*
Mama T: I still cant believe Bey is having a baby!
Ty: ch...me either! i knew for sure she was gona make Jay wait til she was 50 to have a baby! *laughs*
Kelly: Right! They whole worlds been waiting for this! *smiles and sheds a tears*
Angie: aww she's gona be sooo cute i know it!
Kanye: yeaah i bet shes gona look like Bey!
Solo: *under her breath* Well in order for her to be cute she would have to.
Angie: what chu say Solo?
Solo: huh? oh i said. yeaah she is gona be a cutie *smiles*
Matty: Im glad im here and didnt miss it! *smiles*
Solo: Oh you mean like how you missed out on telling us that you were....*Mama Tina covers her mouth*
Mama T: NOT now Solo! *side eyes her and uncovers her mouth*
Ty: *gasp* Yall i forgot!
Everybody: *concerned* WHAT?
Ty: We gotta get a fan in there!!! you know Bey needs that hair blowing while she's giving birth!!!
*everybody laughs*
Solo: *laughs* Im am too through with you Ty! *to everybody* Im gona head back in the room! *giggles*
Julez: Hey mommy when you come back can you bring me a cousin!!! *giggles*
Solo: Ill make sure i tell Aunt Bey Bey! *smiles*
A few hours passed and Bey is ready to push....
Doctor: ok Mrs. Carter i need you to push on the count of 3..
Bey: ok...
Jay: *holds Bey's hand* alright baby you ready?
Bey: Im as ready as im gona be Jay...*grips his hand and listens for the number three*
Doctor: 1...2...3...
Bey: *pushes* ahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhh
Doctor: ok goood goood! take a deep breath...and 1....2...3...
Bey: *pushes* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *screams and grips Jay's hand*
Jay: Your doing good baby!
Solange: yeaaah Thu your doing wonderful!!!!
Bey: both of yall shuttttt uppp ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh theres a damn baby coming outta my cooch and it HURRRTSSSS!!!! ahhhhh GET THIS BABY OUT OF MEEE ahhhh mmmm
Doctor: ok ok ok. your doing wonderful Mrs. Carter!...1.....2....3..
Bey: *pushes* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh JAY I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jay: *ignores her comment*
Doctor: Okaay i see the head! Just two more and we will have a baby!!!
The Nurse wiped the sweat off of Bey's forehead and she continued pushing......
Doctor: Alright, last one! 1......2.....3...
Bey: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shkdsddgffjdsl;djsldjsldhsiodhsdnchnascnhcndc ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*baby crys*
Doctor: And we have a BABY GIRL!!!!!!
Jay: *starts crying* *sniff sniff* *wipes eyes*
Bey: *tilts her head back against the bed*
Solo: Thu *rubs Bey's head* you did great! She's beautiful!!!! *runs over to take pictures of her*
Nurse: Do you have a name for her?
Jay: *looks at Bey*
Bey: *looks up at Jay and smiles* *to the nurse* yes. Blue Ivy Carter *smiles*
Solange: awwwwwwwwww *starts crying*
Jay: *kisses Bey's cheek* you did great babe
Bey: *kisses Jay's lips* you didnt do to bad yourself baby..*giggles* i love you...
Jay: I love you too. *smiles*
Nurse: Dad..do you wanna come over and cut the cord?
Jay: sure *walks over and cuts it*
The nurse wrapped her up and Jay couldnt stop looking at her. She was the most beautiful thing in the world to him. tears filled his eyes as he watched her have her first photoshoot by auntie solo and got measured.
(Jay)
She's beautiful..I cant believe that im actually a father. She is just so gorgeous. hmph she has my nose..and Bey's lips *smiles*
His thought were interupted by the nurse..
Nurse: would you like to hold her? *picks Blue up*
Jay: *wipes a tear* Of course *smiles and takes Blue from the nurse*
Jay walked Blue over to Bey who was laying in the bed and Solange who was standing next to the bed..
Solange: awwwww she is so adorable *smiles and sheds a tear*
Bey: *smiles* let me hold her Jay..
Jay: *passes her to Bey*
Bey: *to Blue* Hii Blue *plays with her little fingers*
Blue: *yawns*
Bey: awww you had a long day? mommy did too *starts crying* *looks up at Jay* Baby shes so pretty..
Jay: i know baby *kisses Bey's cheeck* And she's all ours..
Solo: uh huh alllll yours! rememeber that when you need a babysitter ...imma say uh uh shes alll yoursss. *giggles*
Bey: *giggles* shut up Solo! *side eyes her*
Jay: *laughs* you gone do us like that Solo?
Solange: *giggles* im just kidding you know i will watch my niece anytime *smiles* Im gona go tell the family that shes here and show them the pics i have..
Bey and Jay: ok *smiles*
Solange walked out into the lobby and the family goes crazzyyyyy after seeing the pics of little Blue Ivy. Solange called Gwyneth and told her the news. Gwyneth told the rest of Bey and Jay's celeb friends..After everyone settled down. And Bey and Blue were all cleaned up. The family went back to see her.....As they were walking back, Solange realized that she left her camera on the table in the lobby..She and Julez were on there way back to get it when.......
TBCCCC.....
Thanks for reading :) sorry for any errors that i didnt catch! MUAH love you guyssss <33333333
Jay: Bey !!! *puts his hand on top of hers* Babe! STOP! Please were gona CRASH!
Bey: uh uh! *yells* IF YOU DONT PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN HARDER ON THAT DAMN GAS YOUR NOT GONA LIVE TO SEE THIS BABY!
Jay: BEY! please! *they almost hit a car* Ahhhh Bey watch out! *closes his eyes* *they miss the car and turn the corner* Bey seriously let go of the wheel before we all DIE!
Solo: Beyyy Come on STOP IT! Before WE CRASH ! *screams and covers her eyes*
Julez: *wakes up from all the noise and starts crying* Mommyyyy whats going on? MAKE IT STOP! I DONT LIKE THIS RIDE! *grabs hold of Solo*
Bey: *still moving the wheel* JAY.....AHHHHHHHHH faster!!!!!!!
Jay: BEY I CANT GO FASTER WE ARE GONA GET A DAMN TICKET!
Bey: oh yea? *raises eyebrow and bites his shoulder really hard*
Jay: ahhhhhhhhhhhh *steps foot on the gas harder*
(In Ty's car)
Kelly: What the fuck is Jay doing? *laughs and tries to keep up*
Ty: *laughs* I dont know but he needs to quit before they die! *giggles*
Angie: Bey is probably in the car cussing him out!
Kanye: *laughs* she probably like *in his womanly voice* aaaahhhhhh Jay you did this to me you bastered!!!
They all laughed and Kelly continued to try to keep up with Jay.
(In Mama T's car)
*They were infront of Jay so they didnt see what was going on*
MamaT: So what did you come to my house for Mat?
Matty: Well, i came to actually sit down properly and tell you guys about my plans of getting married to Monica. BUT i see you guys have took it upon yourself to beat her up. So much for doing it the proper way! *rolls eyes and looks out the window*
MamaT: Well Matthew...We beat her ass as properly as we could...*rolls eyes*
Matty: Tina im not being funny...
MamaT: *pulls up at the hospital and parked* And neither am i..YOU KNOW you are so..*is interupted by her seeing Jay swerve around the corner*
(In Jay's Car)
Jay: Ard Bey Alright! Can you take your hands of the wheel now??! we here!! *grabs her hands and takes them off*
Bey: *sits back* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmm *holds stomach* If yall dont hurry up and get me in this HOSPITAL IM GONA TAKE THIS DAMN BABY OUT MYSELF!
Jay: ok ok Bey ok! *parks*
Julez: *crying harder*
Solo: *rocks Julez* sssh sshh ok baby. Its over.
Bey: Im sorry Julez! *starts crying* Auntie isnt herself right now! *holds stomach* Ahhhhhhh Jay please get me out of this damn car!
Jay: *gets out the car and goes over to Bey's side and lets her out*
Bey: *gets out the car holding Jay's hand* ahhhhhh baby this hurts...
Jay: I know baby i know..come on *helps her*
Kelly, Ty, Kanye and Ang pulled up and saw Jay, Bey and Solo. Kelly parked. As soon as she parked Mama Tina and Matty got out of the car.
Bey:*on the side walk with Jay* ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *holds stomach* Can yall hurry yall slow asses UP! Im having a BABY HERE!!!!
They all went in the hospital and Jay set Bey down in the loby chair and ran to the front desk. There was an elderly woman there who was volunteering. She took her time with everything so she could make sure that the job she was doing was done correctly.
Jay: Hi! My wife is in labor...
Nurse: *looks up at Jay* okay sunny...*smiles and shows her gums* last name?
Jay: Carter..
Nurse: *types it in the computer* mmhmm must be a joy to be a father...is this your first one? *smiles and giggles*
Jay: *smiles* well yes ma'm it is..
Bey: *yelling from the lobby* JAAAAAAY! *holds stomach*
*everybody tries to sooth her*
Jay: Here i come baby!!
Nurse: *Maya Angelou laugh* i remember my first baby..I gave my late husband HELL! i sounded just like your wife in there! *smiles and laughs again* Do you two know what your having? *smiles*
Jay: *getting a little annoyed with the lady* yes ma'm a girl..
Nurse: *passes him papers to fill out* oh lawd hammercy on your soul! mmm girls are a trip! *passes him a pen* Here fill these out honey! *smiles*
Jay: *starts filling them out* Can she go back soon?
Nurse: *ignores him* yeaaa honey little girls are a trip! you gotta worry about boyfriends, and prom dates *laughs* periods and hairstyles *laughs* mmm those were the days. Thank the lawd from zion that my daughter is 40 now...
Jay: Ma'm I...*interupted*
Nurse: BUT boys have their flaws too. hmph *laughs*
(Meanwhile in the loby)
Bey: *holds stomach* Mama ahhhhhh What is Jay doing?
Kelly: *wipes the sweat off Bey's forehead* he probably feeling out paper work Bey...
Solange: yeaaah he probably is...*looks over at Jay at the front* *to Bey* you want me to go check?
Bey: Please? IM GONNA PULL MY HAIR OUT IF I DONT GET SOME DRUGS IN ME SOON!!!
MamaT: *rubs Bey's back*
Solo: okay Thu ill be right back! *walks over to Jay*
(At the front Desk)
Nurse: ........Then you gotta deal with the pampers and bottles and..*interupted*
Solo: Hey Jay whats going on? Bey is getting a little wrestless *giggles*
Nurse: ahhh Young in the wrestless thats MY SHOW! *laughs*
Solo: *side eyes her* ummm Im sorry *looks at her name tag* Gertrude? My sister is in a lot of pain we were wondering if she could see a doctor right away!
Nurse: Oh chile sure! she will see one soon! *laughs* hmph you children dont know what real labor is! chilleee i was in labor for 2 days with my son! mmm *shakes her head*
Solo: *whispers to Jay* This bitch is senile!
Jay: *whispers back* Shes been talking my head off since i came over here! *chuckles*
(In the Lobby)
Bey: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmm *holds stomach*
Kelly: *claps hands* Omgosssh Bey your contractions are getting closer and closer! She's almost HERE! *smiles*
Bey: Bitch this aint no damn performance!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *holds stomach and side eyes her* What the actual FUCK ARE YOU CLAPPING FOR!??? *to Mama Tina* I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *wobbles over to Jay and Solo*
Mama T: Bey wait...
Bey: *ignores her mother and keeps wobbling over to the front desk*
Nurse: .....But Chileee all that pain was worth it when i got him in my...*interupted*
Bey: *pushes through Jay and Solo* *deep breath* excuse me ma'm but...*interupted*
Nurse: *eyes light up and she stands up* Well lawd shoot the angles in heaven and make me satan!!! you dat girl that sangss!!!!!! *points at Bey*
Bey: *holds stomach* Im sorry what?
Nurse: The girl!!! mhmmm uh oh uh oh uh oh! *does the uh oh dance* *laughs* Girl you are GOOD! I dont know how you do that dance!! BUT YOU DO IT CHILE! *laughs*
Bey: *cant help but laugh even though shes in pain* Ma'm i...*interupted*
Nurse: yesss chilee i love it when you sanggg that song *sings in a rachet voice* all the single ladies! all the single ladies now put cha hands up!
Bey: *laughs and then feels another contraction in her stomach* Ma'm please i need to see a doctor right away aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *holds stomach as Jay and Solo rub her back*
Jay: You see miss Gertrude this is my wife!
Bey: mmmmm aaaaaahhhhhhhh yess im his wifeee.. ahhhhhh Jay do something please!!!!!
suddenly another nurse comes from the back......
Nurse2: Is everything ok?
Solange: NO! My sister is in labor..and She is in a lot of pain! she needs to see a doctor and FAST!
Nurse2: Okay..did you all fill out the papers?
Bey: ahhhhhhhhhh
Jay: yes ma'm they are right here *gives her the papers and goes back to assisting Bey*
Nurse2: *comes from behind the desk and puts Bey in a wheel chair*
They wheeled Bey to the back. As they wheeled her back the nurse went through all the rules with her.
Nurse2: *finishing up the rules*.......And you can pick two people to be in the room with you while your giving birth. *helps her out the wheel chair and sits her on the bed* If you want meds we can provide you with that depending on how many centimeters you are. Now Mr. Carter i need you to help her take her clothes off and ill be right back...*walks out the room*
Bey: ahhhhh Jay this is the worst pain ever!!
Solo: aww Thu i know exactly how you feel *rubs her back*
Jay: *helps her take her shirt off* Baby im sorry. If i could take the pain away i would. *takes her shoes off then her pants*
Bey: ahhhhh Jay....ANOTHER ONE!!! ahhhhhh
Jay held her tight as she bit his shoulder.
Jay: *taking the pain from her teeth* Its okay baby just breathe!
Solo: aww Thu *smiles and starts crying*
Bey: *angry voice* Bitch if you say awwww one more GOTDAMN TIME ITS OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Solo: *giggles* sorry Bey!
The contraction passes and the nurse came back in with some hospital clothes for Bey. After Bey was all dressed again. The nurse brought in the doctor to have a look.
Doctor: Hello Mr. And Mrs. Carter
Bey and Jay: Hello
Doctor: and? *looks at Solo*
Solo: Im Beyonce's sister Solange.
Doctor: nice to meet you solange *shakes her hand and sits down at the bottom of the bed* Okay Mrs. Carter lets have a look....* puts gloves on and lifts up the blanket and sticks his finger in to check and see how far the baby is* mhmmmm
Bey: o_O whats mhmm?
Doctor: Your about 4 centimeters dilated...so you can get some medicine now.
Solange: Thank you BABY JESUS ! SHE NEEDS That Doc! *laughs*
Jay: *laughs* Yeaa she does!
Bey: *gives them the death stare* you two better be lucky i am having a contraction right now....ahhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmm *holds stomach*
A few hours passed and Bey has gotten her medicine and is sleeping. The whole family began to show up in the lobby. Solange was the little messenger who was making her way in and out of the hospital room to let them know what was going on..Mama T, Matty, Ty, Julez, Angie, Mama Gloria, Annie, Kanye, and a few others were there. Solange walked out and....
Mama T: Anything yet?
Solo: NOPE that bitch is sleep! *laughs* But the doctors say shes 7 centimeters dilated!!
Everybody: yaaaaaay *claps*
Mama Gloria: I still cant believe my son is having a baby! *starts crying*
Annie: i know..*laughs* i cant believe big head is having a baby either! *giggles*
Mama Gloria: chilleee you better leave my baby alone! *hits annie's leg playfully*
Mama T: I still cant believe Bey is having a baby!
Ty: ch...me either! i knew for sure she was gona make Jay wait til she was 50 to have a baby! *laughs*
Kelly: Right! They whole worlds been waiting for this! *smiles and sheds a tears*
Angie: aww she's gona be sooo cute i know it!
Kanye: yeaah i bet shes gona look like Bey!
Solo: *under her breath* Well in order for her to be cute she would have to.
Angie: what chu say Solo?
Solo: huh? oh i said. yeaah she is gona be a cutie *smiles*
Matty: Im glad im here and didnt miss it! *smiles*
Solo: Oh you mean like how you missed out on telling us that you were....*Mama Tina covers her mouth*
Mama T: NOT now Solo! *side eyes her and uncovers her mouth*
Ty: *gasp* Yall i forgot!
Everybody: *concerned* WHAT?
Ty: We gotta get a fan in there!!! you know Bey needs that hair blowing while she's giving birth!!!
*everybody laughs*
Solo: *laughs* Im am too through with you Ty! *to everybody* Im gona head back in the room! *giggles*
Julez: Hey mommy when you come back can you bring me a cousin!!! *giggles*
Solo: Ill make sure i tell Aunt Bey Bey! *smiles*
A few hours passed and Bey is ready to push....
Doctor: ok Mrs. Carter i need you to push on the count of 3..
Bey: ok...
Jay: *holds Bey's hand* alright baby you ready?
Bey: Im as ready as im gona be Jay...*grips his hand and listens for the number three*
Doctor: 1...2...3...
Bey: *pushes* ahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhh
Doctor: ok goood goood! take a deep breath...and 1....2...3...
Bey: *pushes* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *screams and grips Jay's hand*
Jay: Your doing good baby!
Solange: yeaaah Thu your doing wonderful!!!!
Bey: both of yall shuttttt uppp ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh theres a damn baby coming outta my cooch and it HURRRTSSSS!!!! ahhhhh GET THIS BABY OUT OF MEEE ahhhh mmmm
Doctor: ok ok ok. your doing wonderful Mrs. Carter!...1.....2....3..
Bey: *pushes* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh JAY I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jay: *ignores her comment*
Doctor: Okaay i see the head! Just two more and we will have a baby!!!
The Nurse wiped the sweat off of Bey's forehead and she continued pushing......
Doctor: Alright, last one! 1......2.....3...
Bey: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shkdsddgffjdsl;djsldjsldhsiodhsdnchnascnhcndc ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*baby crys*
Doctor: And we have a BABY GIRL!!!!!!
Jay: *starts crying* *sniff sniff* *wipes eyes*
Bey: *tilts her head back against the bed*
Solo: Thu *rubs Bey's head* you did great! She's beautiful!!!! *runs over to take pictures of her*
Nurse: Do you have a name for her?
Jay: *looks at Bey*
Bey: *looks up at Jay and smiles* *to the nurse* yes. Blue Ivy Carter *smiles*
Solange: awwwwwwwwww *starts crying*
Jay: *kisses Bey's cheek* you did great babe
Bey: *kisses Jay's lips* you didnt do to bad yourself baby..*giggles* i love you...
Jay: I love you too. *smiles*
Nurse: Dad..do you wanna come over and cut the cord?
Jay: sure *walks over and cuts it*
The nurse wrapped her up and Jay couldnt stop looking at her. She was the most beautiful thing in the world to him. tears filled his eyes as he watched her have her first photoshoot by auntie solo and got measured.
(Jay)
She's beautiful..I cant believe that im actually a father. She is just so gorgeous. hmph she has my nose..and Bey's lips *smiles*
His thought were interupted by the nurse..
Nurse: would you like to hold her? *picks Blue up*
Jay: *wipes a tear* Of course *smiles and takes Blue from the nurse*
Jay walked Blue over to Bey who was laying in the bed and Solange who was standing next to the bed..
Solange: awwwww she is so adorable *smiles and sheds a tear*
Bey: *smiles* let me hold her Jay..
Jay: *passes her to Bey*
Bey: *to Blue* Hii Blue *plays with her little fingers*
Blue: *yawns*
Bey: awww you had a long day? mommy did too *starts crying* *looks up at Jay* Baby shes so pretty..
Jay: i know baby *kisses Bey's cheeck* And she's all ours..
Solo: uh huh alllll yours! rememeber that when you need a babysitter ...imma say uh uh shes alll yoursss. *giggles*
Bey: *giggles* shut up Solo! *side eyes her*
Jay: *laughs* you gone do us like that Solo?
Solange: *giggles* im just kidding you know i will watch my niece anytime *smiles* Im gona go tell the family that shes here and show them the pics i have..
Bey and Jay: ok *smiles*
Solange walked out into the lobby and the family goes crazzyyyyy after seeing the pics of little Blue Ivy. Solange called Gwyneth and told her the news. Gwyneth told the rest of Bey and Jay's celeb friends..After everyone settled down. And Bey and Blue were all cleaned up. The family went back to see her.....As they were walking back, Solange realized that she left her camera on the table in the lobby..She and Julez were on there way back to get it when.......
TBCCCC.....
Thanks for reading :) sorry for any errors that i didnt catch! MUAH love you guyssss <33333333
OMGSHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THIS POST>>>>> The ending>>>> Someone is going get those photos..
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